Vicious Mockery | DnD Tavern Song with Lyrics | Tavern Tales from the Realms скачать в хорошем качестве

Vicious Mockery | DnD Tavern Song with Lyrics | Tavern Tales from the Realms

Step into the tavern. Tune the lute. Prepare emotional damage. “Vicious Mockery” is a high-energy DnD-inspired bard song where words hit harder than warhammers and sarcasm counts as psychic damage. Featuring trading insults, dramatic flair, and a chorus built for chaotic sing-alongs, this track turns tabletop trash talk into a full-blown fantasy anthem. From rusty armour roasts to goblin-grade intelligence checks, no warrior, orc, or unsuspecting tavern patron is safe. When steel fails, syllables strike. 🎲 Dice rolls, psychic damage, and wounded pride 🔥 A chorus sharp enough to make dragons kneel All lyrics are displayed on screen so you can shout every insult with proper bardic confidence. LYRICS: [Verse] Gather 'round, ye scoundrels and thieves I've got words that'll bring you to your knees Sharper than a dagger, quicker than a spell One cutting phrase and you're bound for hell [Verse] You call yourself a warrior, bold and brave? Your fighting stance looks like you're digging your own grave That armor's so rusty it squeaks when you walk And your battle cry sounds like a chicken's squawk [Chorus] Vicious mockery, cuts deeper than steel A bardic weapon that makes dragons kneel We'll roast you, toast you, leave you in shame Remember our faces, remember our names! Vicious mockery! (Hey!) Vicious mockery! (Ha!) [Verse 3] That goblin over there thinks he's quite the threat But I've seen scarier things in a wizard's pet Your intelligence score must be minus three 'Cause you thought you could win a fight with me! [Verse 4] Oh mighty orc, with your great big axe You swing so slow, I could take a nap I saw your mother at the market square She wants her club back and her underwear! [Chorus] Vicious mockery, cuts deeper than steel A bardic weapon that makes dragons kneel We'll roast you, toast you, leave you in shame Remember our faces, remember our names! Vicious mockery! (Hey!) Vicious mockery! (Ha!) [Bridge] Roll for damage! Watch them fail! Psychic damage! Hear them wail! Words are weapons when wielded right, We'll talk you to death before you fight! [Final Chorus] Vicious mockery, the bard's delight We'll mock you morning, noon, and night From tavern floors to dungeon deep Your wounded pride won't let you sleep Vicious mockery! (Hey!) Vicious mockery! (Ha!) Vicious... mockery! [Outro] "Thank you, we'll be here all week!" "Unless you lot chase us out again..." Perfect for: DnD sessions Bardcore playlists Fantasy tavern ambience Tabletop RPG hype music Anyone who believes mockery is an art form Roll for damage. Aim for the ego. And remember… words are weapons when wielded right. 🎶 We are now on streaming services - just search for The Drunken Lyre at your favourite place! Disclaimer: The music and visuals for the video were made with the help of AI tools.