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She's a Shiksa

Comedic parody of the Oasis song "She's Electric" entitled "She's a Shiksa." Shes a shiksa She didnt have a bat mitzvah She might have to go to a mikvah If she want to marry me Shes a goyim She didnt celebrate Purim I gave her bagels, she didnt enjoy em And then she gave me a Christmas tree She eats cheeseburgers, pork and shrimp On shabbas she likes to go shopping And doesnt speak Hebrew I went to shul to see the rabbi But she doesnt want to be part of the tribe Whats a nudnik like me expected to do When she is a shiksa and I am such a Jew Shes a Christian Her family goes on missions She told me bout the Gospels and I wouldnt listen It gave my grandma a heart attack Shes doesnt eat matzah She doesnt even like latkes At Yom Kippur she wore such a schmatte That they wouldnt let her back Shes got blonde hair, blue eyes, freckles In summer she goes to Cape Cod And east lobster at the country club Time to stop being meshuggah I should date some Levys or some Zimmersteinbergs My parents and cousins want some nachas too And she is a shiksa and I am such a Jew And I am such a Jew And I am such a Jew