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Jester Barks Darkest Dungeon (Masochistic, Abusive)

Masochistic Becoming Masochistic Heh heh heh heh. Heh. Heh-heh. Heh. Heh. AAAAA-HAAAAA! Torture? (shrugs) I'm always game for a little fun. Oh, you like knives? Me too... Heh. Yes, drain my blood. I tire of this... "life." Stressing Party Yes, destroy me. What a relief that would be. If possible, remove my ears. I tire of their wit. I am no more than a man. And so I deserve death. Switching Position to the Front Heh heh here we go! An eye for an eye, me chappy? I'll trade you! Slice for slice! Random Action By all means, if suicide is your plan... Ha! You want to see foolhardy? Then shove over! If suicide is your plan, then I am your man. Camping Stress A few drops of blood in the fire should attract them... I'd prefer death over sleeping downwind of these apes. Noise will attract animals, you say? AH HA HA HAAAAA! Marking Self GAH! Just KILL ME and be done with it! HA HA HAAAAAA! Damaging Self You see? THAT'S how you kill a clown! Bah, must I do everything myself!? Refusing to Retreat I prefer being stabbed over hearing you whine in the tavern. Getting beaten and humiliated is sort of my job. (sad laugh) Getting Hit by Enemy Now here's an end worth singing about. Yes, don't leave me out. I deserve all I can get. Enemy Missed Self You pathetic creature. Can't even kill a suicidal clown. Go for the eyes next time. Party Member Getting Hit Beautiful. Just beautiful... As usual, I am passed over even for punishment. Refusing to Move Ah-ha! I'll stay here, and damn the odds! (whining) But I won't get any fighting if I move there! Refusing to Use Item What reason is there for living, if not excruciating pain? Bah. Another day, another life-threatening injury. Refusing to Get Healed Why bother? There will only be more later. Your honest positivity is positively annoying. Stop touching me! Go bother someone else! Refusing to Get Buffed What's a few injuries? I have endured this long, yes? I would prefer an unadulterated death, thanks. You silly buffoon. Bleeding is half the fun! Refusing to Perform Camping Skills No. We shall lose fair and square. It is the fool's way. I'd rather gut myself. No, I speak true. You object to failure? You are in the wrong business. Refusing to be Target of Camping Skills You think me weak, frivolous? Hah! I suffered much indignation at Court - I've a taste for it now. Refusing to Eat while Camping If it makes them look all the worse, I will go hungry. Starvation has a certain allure for me. Abusive Becoming Abusive HA HAA HAAAAAA! (spits) (snort, spit) There, that's my opinion. You can all die. Simple as that. I am in like company. Unfortunately for them. Be polite? Would rather die of plague. Stressing Party You're not even worthy of death. Such weakness! (snort, spit) Heh. Heh-heh. Just another artifact of man's hubris. Bah! Random Action I am sick of sitting backstage! My performance begins! Can you even carry a tune, let alone a sword? Camping Stress Gods. The stink of humanity does truly cling. I really do hope you're all dead by morning. Goodnight. You stupid fools! Laws are merely tools of tyranny! Attacking Party Member There is no peace while your tongue still flaps! The massacre begins with you, you ignorant child! Party Member Attack Hits Enough flailing and the job gets done, apparently. Incredible. You hit one. Finally. Party Member Attack Misses Good gods, get out of my way. I don't want to be here all daaaayyyyy! Party Member Getting Hit LORD, just kill yourself already! So cruel to egg them on! And here I thought I was the court jester. Refusing to Move I don't like you right now. So piss off. Mmmmmmmmm... no. Refusing to Perform Camping Skills Oh yes, now you would have me play nursemaid. I think not. Put away your toys, little one. It is past your bedtime. You pathetic failure. I bite my tongue at you! Refusing to be Target of Camping Skills You think that will help? Then it is YOU who are the fool! Ah ha! HAA HAAAAA! You people and your cheap parlour tricks. (spits) #voiceacting #darkestdungeon #darkfantasygaming #jester #bark Text copy pasted from official game site! Thank you for watching! PART 2