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Lessick & Lincoln perform 3 Rob Lincoln Holiday songs- (Check description below for correct lyrics)

Please note that one or more of these songs will be released as a single next holiday season.  Let me know which is your favorite(s) Performers: Lessick & Lincoln Composer: Rob Lincoln Location: Mount Airy Arts Garage Philadelphia, PA Event: PFS/MAC holiday party Date: 12/20/25 Filmed by Jefferson Berry #funny Christmas Song #funny Chanukah Song #original Christmas song 802- Hannukah Dream ©2022 by Rob Lincoln Capo 3 Cm F Cm F Dreaming of latke in a pan Cm F Bflat I saw it growing into a man With long braided hair and a big black beard He shook his fingers said something weird Chorus (2x) Dm G Keep the Maccabees in Chanukah Don’t give presents wear your yarmulke Remember what it all means Am If only in your dreams I saw a purple dreidel flying in the air Coming down as a crystal ball in Times Square The ghost of Dick Clark spinning round and round The crowd was cheering and chanting very loud Chorus The purple dreidel landed on the latke man His face became a shin I did not understand His dreidel head tipped over and it cracked in two As golden gelt poured out the proverbial wazoo Bridge (dramatic slowing) Am What does this all mean? G The meaning of Chanukah unseen F Where is the miracle of light? E Was it not just all about a fight? I began to wake up heard the sound in a sizzling pan My aunt was making latke there was no bearded man We sat down for the party and we exchanged some gifts And no one there did mention contradiction or a rift (Or to) Chorus The moral of this story is that no one really cares If the Maccabees were terrorists or if they did fight fair Were they really the good guys or were they zealots through and through What you think or you believe does not make you a Jew ----Perhaps it’s more of what you eat that makes you a good Jew. What does it all mean? 805- Christmastime ©2022 by Rob Lincoln Capo 6 G C It’s not when the snow floats down G D Fluffy flakes upon the ground G C Not when the tree is up G D G Nor cocoa in your cup It’s not when from work you’re off Not when Christmas lights are on Whether icy snow or soft Nor the earmuffs you will don Chorus Bm C It’s when you feel the joy Am D And hear the Christmas songs Bm C And feel love everywhere Am D Christmastime is all around It’s not in the shopping malls Or even in the church It’s not the weather nor the day But the laughter and the mirth Chorus It’s not when you open gifts Or when you buy them too It’s not the mistletoe It’s what’s inside of you Bridge F#m Bm Em A 2x If you can feel the joy And you can feel the love You are in Christmastime You might see Santa’s sleigh above So wear mittens in the snow And let everyone you know Just how you love them so Then you’ll feel it’s Christmastime When you spread the joy around You’ll feel its Christmastime #140- Santa’s Last Christmas ©1992 by Rob Lincoln No capo Intro- G F Bflat D 2x Verse G F Bflat D G F Bflat D Late last night I found him poking around my home G F Bflat D G F Bflat D But luckily a handgun I did own Verse Now nobody breaks into my house, ain't gonna tolerate no robbery So I told him to just turn around slowly Chorus G F Bflat D He was a fat old man G F Bflat D He had something in his hand G F Bflat D (G F Bflat D) 2x I said "drop it" and he told me to say "please" Verse He tracked inside a bunch of snow and he was carrying a big old sack Then I saw there were some deer and doe out back Repeat Chorus Verse I asked who the hell he thought he was messing up my living room I heard a bell and someone signaled him outside Bridge- Same chords, new melody (G F Bflat D) I didn't take no chances I only shoot if someone advances I shot him twice before he cried He said his name was Santa Claus Said he just wanted to spread some joy He coughed up some blood then he dropped his toys Repeat Chorus (sing “But” to begin) Verse So officer I can explain that Mr. Claus was surely insane But while I was at it I bagged some deer for the wall Verse I understand you are an NRA man too I got some antlers for you Mr. Blue You should have seen the one with the red nose-Ha Repeat Chorus (sing “Yes” to begin) Ending (same chords- G F Bflat D) It was me or him--you understand Mr. Jim He was a fat old man He could have had a gun, you understand Bye Bye Mr. Claus (3x) Merry Christmas! (G chord)