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PREHISTORY song by Mr. Nicky

TEACHERS: I'm booking my 2025-2026 virtual assemblies and social studies songwriting sessions! These programs (via Zoom/Google Meet/etc.) meet state learning standards in both social studies and ELA, and they’re tons of fun. Please send an e-mail to [email protected] for full information. (Students will not receive a response, but thank you for your support!) LYRICS BELOW - Here's the MERCH! : https://www.bonfire.com/store/mr-nick... PREHISTORY song by Mr. Nicky To the tunes of “Dynamite” by BTS & “Astronaut in the Ocean” by Masked Wolf Backing tracks property of Karaoke Version/Tency Music Lucy: Because my stride was bipedal and upright we can relate as hominids, both you and I Handy Man: Clues show over a million years ago, we were making tools of stone And so the Paleolithic "Old Stone” age arose Upright Man: We strolled out of our old home It got cold but with fire control us nomads can roam with portable heat and tigers leave us alone, hey! Neanderthal: Skill and teamwork mattered Couldn't farm so we'd just hunt and gather food Leaving foot and handprints that archaeologists examine Cro-Magnon Painting caves, and though we couldn't write that's prehistoric fine art, with science you'll know Lucy: Straight from my bones! All: That my stride was bipedal and upright We can relate as hominids, both you and I Climates, rivers, landscapes all have geographical effects on life and Ötzi dying in ice (whoa!) From his gear, you'll see how far that tool making came along Some settled down and farmed, and the New Stone Age was on! It's a food revolution, going agricultural in fertile places by domesticating wild plants and the right animals Years of careful breeding get your herds and crops the way you need them Irrigate your lands and grow that surplus food for stashing so populations rise and artisans can specialize to build your civilization Neanderthal: Nah, let's just hunt! All: 'Cause my stride's bipedal and upright We can relate as hominids, both you and I Climates, rivers, landscapes all have geographical effects on life and Ötzi dying in ice (whoa!) Signs show the guy had climbed and dined violently died and was mummified in ice Trying to survive requires refined items Acquire them from towns with shiny knives Trade with them for new goods and take their bright ideas home Gilgamesh: and you just might end up being civilized! Once you know a scribe wrote it down with a reed into clay That source is beyond prehistory Is your storytelling oral tradition still spoken? Yeah, mine is in writing as your skull is decomposing, ay Once you know a scribe wrote it down with a reed into clay That source is beyond prehistory Is your storytelling oral tradition still spoken? Yeah, mine is in writing and you're just stiff and frozen She says that you're cool I'm like, "Yeah, that's true" You thought your axe was h.o.t. Copper weapons are n.o.t. They've been improved upon Step into the Age of Bronze We're finding ways to strengthen metal Adding tin to the copper you smelt will make your casts built to last Not like tools from your Stone Age past These are durable for farming tasks, though it's a low ranking social class It isn't much higher than the slaves, let rich nobles administrate with a high class of priests who pray to the gods running our city-state Praise them, I'm the "Big Man", I lead our government Overseeing the people dig planned canals with clear direction Bringing order, central rule and protection Raising armies you won't mess with or you'll rest in Fertile Crescent soil Launching civilization in Mesopotamia because the location between the Euphrates and Tigris makes it the greatest place you can find to harvest grain in Southwest Asia So with the surplus crops that we raise You don't have to farm, get a job, do your lyre playing Load up a cart, roll it to far markets now that wheels go on axle rods With these new devices, who's surprised at Sumer's rise? If your water and food supply is quite reliable like mine Your small settlement might try building a city we'd fight I'd quickly smite you like this lion Once you know a scribe wrote it down with a reed into clay That source is beyond prehistory Is your storytelling oral tradition still spoken? Yeah, mine is in writing while your grandkids are dozing, ay Once you know a scribe wrote it down with a reed into clay That source is beyond prehistory Is your storytelling oral tradition still spoken? Yeah, mine is in writing and you're just stiff and frozen Lucy: Well, that was rude! Upright Man: Who gave him the link? Handy Man: Probably Otzi, notice he’s late again. Cro-Magnon: It’s not Otzi, it’s “Oet-zi.” Handy, Upright, Neand.: No! Lucy: It’s “Oot-zi” like “Footsie.” Handy, Upright, Neand.: Haha! Handy Man: It’s “Oat-zi '' like “Floatsy!” Neanderthal: It’s “Eet-zi” like “feetsy!” Haha! Otzi: Whoaa!