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Meditation for Date with a Serial Killer | Relaxation & Mindfulness

Struck by dating app roulette? Ever wondered what happens when your match has more murders than dinner reservations? Fear not, dear meditator! This guided session is here to help you find calm in the chaos—because nothing quiels the mind like imagining a serial killer across the table. Take a deep breath, and let’s visualize this: candlelit dinner, clinking wine glasses… ominous laughter in the background. Yeah, we’re going there. We’ll guide you through the art of letting go, embracing the moment, and realizing that maybe, just maybe, your date is only interested in true crime because they’re writing a book. With gentle reminders to focus on your breath (and maybe ignore the knife collection glinting in the corner), we’ll help you find inner peace even when the conversation veers into “how I spent my weekends.” Because hey, at least they’re specific about their hobbies. So whether you’re dealing with date-night dread or just want a good laugh, join us for this lighthearted meditation. Who knows—your serial killer might even appreciate your positive energy. After all, killers need peace too, right? Namaste… or should we say, “柄”?