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The MEP Meltdown

A playground for AI music and art. I write the lyrics, and the algorithms handle the rest. I create these tracks for fun and to share positive energy. Enjoy the experiments." Don't carry on yourself; it's just roasting. Everyone, enjoy and have fun! When the work orders stack up and the AC goes down, this is the anthem for every frustrated employee. "The MEP Meltdown" is a genre-bending mix of chilled Dub Reggae and aggressive Nu Metal that exposes the chaos inside the Engineering Affairs department. From the lazy technicians to the absent managers, nobody is safe from this roast. If you have ever waited weeks for a lightbulb change, this song is for you. POV: You just submitted your 5th ticket for the same leak. 🔧🔥 The ultimate roast of the maintenance crew. #MEP #EngineeringAffairs #FacilityManagement #WorkLife #HospitalHumor #ReggaeMetal #MusicComedy #MaintenanceLife #ConstructionHumor Lyrics Greetings to the Engineering Affairs... We see you hiding in the workshop. We see the work orders stacking up to the ceiling. From the little technician with the rusty screwdriver... To the Big Boss in the air-conditioned office... This is your performance review! The Mechanical team, yeah, they walkin' so slow Check the negative pressure? Man, they don't even know! The HVAC filter lookin' like a rug on the floor Bacteria dancing, coming under the door! And Civil? Oh lord, look at the paint You cover up the mold just to make us faint A cracked tile here, a leaking roof there You fix it with duct tape and a little bit of prayer! Plumbing disaster in the ICU sink The whole damn ward beginning to stink! Ticket Open... Ticket Pending... Ticket escalated to the Manager... WHO IS OUT TO LUNCH! PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE? IT’S A TOTAL SCAM! THE SYSTEM IS CRASHING, NOBODY GIVES A DAMN! ENGINEERING AFFAIRS, YOU'RE THE SOURCE OF THE PAIN WATER LEAKING ON THE SERVER, DRIVING US INSANE! NOTHING WORKS! NOTHING WORKS! Now enter the Sparky, the Electrical crew Generator failing, what you gonna do? The UPS beeping like a bomb in the hall You cut the wrong wire and you darken it all! And Bio-Medical? Don't think you can hide You treat the MRI like a glossy ride CT Scanner broken? You blame the software But you spilled your coffee on the keyboard right there! Calling the vendor, that's all that you do "Not my job, man!"—shame on you! Safety Compliance? Fire Alarm System? The Joint Commission is coming to see... THE CATASTROPHE! PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE? IT’S A TOTAL SCAM! THE SYSTEM IS CRASHING, NOBODY GIVES A DAMN! ENGINEERING AFFAIRS, YOU'RE THE SOURCE OF THE PAIN PATIENTS SWEATING IN THE HEAT, DRIVING US INSANE! NOTHING WORKS! NOTHING WORKS! Now... let's walk up the stairs. To the Head of Engineering Affairs. The Director. The Mastermind. Sitting behind the desk, neatly aligned. You sign the papers for the new chiller plant. But listen to the workers, listen to their rant! You approve the budget, you cut the cost. Now the pressure is gone and the cooling is lost! You manage the building? You manage the site? THEN WHY DO I HAVE TO FIX MY OWN LIGHT?! MANAGEMENT FAILURE! SYSTEM ERROR! THE BOILER IS GONNA BLOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! To the little intern walking round with a wrench Sleeping in the breakroom on the wooden bench You marked "Complete" on the inspection sheet But you never even got up out of your seat! You lie to the doctors, you lie to the nurse Making the hospital environment worse! Engineering Affairs... We know your secrets... The duct tape won't hold forever... Forever... forever... Call the contractor... We give up.