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The Fun Police I Magic The Gathering Player Spotlight

Welcome back, listeners. Or don’t. If you’re speeding, you’ll be pulled over either way. Tonight on ND5.18, we profile the Fun Police—that self-appointed, holier-than-thou force patrolling every pod. They don’t just play the game. They enforce it. Balance, control, suppression. Not because they hate fun. But because they don’t trust your version of it. ❝ If they do too much—pull them over. ❞ ❝ Punish them for what they try to do, not what they’ve done. ❞ ❝ It’s not personal. It’s policy. ❞ They operate on checks and balances. You play something explosive? They flash in the fine print. You try to pop off? They hand you a citation—in the form of Root Maze, Opposition Agent, or something even worse. And sure, they’ve got their own strengths: 🔹 Mastery of the game’s layers. 🔹 Pure, unfiltered control. 🔹 A quiet pride in knowing they decide how far the game goes. But there’s a cost: 🔸 The overwhelming mental load of micromanaging every table. 🔸 Being labeled a tyrant by players who just wanted to vibe. 🔸 The unshakable truth—people hate law keepers. Still, someone has to do it. Maybe you’ve played against them. Maybe you are them. Either way, the rules still apply. If you’re still out there, subscribe. Keep the signal alive. Or don’t. You’re already being watched. 📡 Transmission ends. #MTG #Commander #MagicTheGathering #EDH #ControlDecks #FunPolice #tabletopgaming Chapters 🚔 0:00 "Introduction" 1:33 "Welcome to the FPD" 3:15 "Pull over NOW" 5:50 "STOP RESISTING" 8:08 "Lock Down" 9:15 "Questions to ask" 10:20 "Risk assessment" 11:56 "Tips and Advice" 15:52 "Outro"