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Turns Out Humans Don't Have Natural Armor Because They're Already Practically Indestructible | HFY |

When a renowned alien xenobiologist presents his findings on "fragile" unarmored humans to the Galactic Science Council, he doesn't expect his test subject Dr. Mei Zhang to turn every assumption about human durability on its head. From falling down stairs and demanding coffee to accidentally drinking cleaning fluid and surviving multiple plasma shots, this story proves why humans don't need natural armor - they're already practically indestructible! 🔥 In this story: • Confused aliens discover why humans lack natural armor • Epic survival stories that would kill most species • Space pirates learn why you don't mess with caffeinated humans • Scientific studies gone hilariously wrong • Proof that humans are basically biological tanks Turns Out Humans Don't Have Natural Armor Because They're Already Practically Indestructible | HFY | #HFY #SciFi #HumanityFuckYeah #SpaceStory #AlienScience #HumansAreSpaceOrcs #WritingCommunity #SciFiStory #SpacePirates #HumanityIsSpaceAustralia 🎧 Perfect for fans of: Humanity F*ck Yeah (HFY) Humans are Space Orcs Sci-Fi Comedy First Contact Stories Human Superiority Tales ⏰ Timestamps: 00:00 - Introduction 05:13 - The Tests 15:27 - The Incident 25:42 - The Report 35:55 - Conclusion 📚 More stories like this on our channel! Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the NOTIFICATION BELL to never miss a new story! DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual aliens studying human durability is purely coincidental. No xenobiologists were traumatized in the making of this story (much). #ScienceFiction #SpaceFantasy #AlienPOV #HumanDurability #CreativeWriting #ShortStory #SpaceOpera #FirstContact #AudioStory #StoryTime Keywords: Human durability, alien science, space pirates, humanity fuck yeah, sci-fi comedy, human resilience, space story, alien perspective, scientific testing, human superiority