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Meditation, But Make It Petty | Don’t Send That Text!

Ever been one "send" button away from a 38-message thread you’ll regret by morning? Welcome to the most important meditation of your life. We aren’t here for enlightenment or becoming one with the universe. We are here for one sacred purpose: calming down long enough to keep your dignity intact. In this "Petty Meditation," we’ll cover: The Petty Breath: Inhale for 4, hold for 4, exhale for 6 (longer than the inhale, because we're letting that toxic energy GO). Naming the Suspects: Identifying anger, embarrassment, and exhaustion before they identify you. Future You: Borrowing peace from the version of you that has already eaten, hydrated, and moved on. Stop being an unpaid customer service agent for someone else's emotions. Take a breath, pause, and don't text. If this helped your nervous system (and your social life), like, subscribe, and share it with a friend who is one "u up?" away from chaos. Tags meditation, mindfulness, petty, self care, relationship advice, how to stop overthinking, anger management, mental health humor, petty meditation, texting drama, emotional intelligence, satire, wellness, social anxiety, communication tips Disclaimer: Just a quick reality check: While these tools are designed to help you navigate the "standard-issue" chaos of daily life, this video is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It is not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. If you’re dealing with chronic stress, anxiety, or mental health challenges that feel bigger than a frozen laptop, please reach out to a licensed professional. Take what works, leave what doesn't, and take care of your brain.