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📜 OFFICIAL POLICE REPORT — SUBMITTED TO CHIEF OF POLICE SUBJECT: Multi-Location SWAT Deployment Summary OPERATORS: Officer “RubberDuck” and Officer “Wolf” DEPARTMENT: Barnyard Gaming Tactical Response Unit STATUS: All officers alive. Several limbs offended. OPERATION: “4U GAS STATION” Result: A+ Rank Summary: Officers responded to a disturbance at the 4U Gas Station. All suspects were neutralized or detained with no civilian casualties. Use of lethal force prevented S-Rank qualification. Notable: Officer Duck shot over Officer Wolf’s shoulder with signature reckless precision, continuing an ongoing internal concern. OPERATION: “23 MEGABYTES A SECOND” Result: F Rank Summary: One civilian fatality occurred. Bodycam review indicates: Wolf shot the civillian Officer Wolf states the suspect shot the civilian. Video appears to show Wolf firing first. Regardless, civilian deceased. Objective “Arrest Michael” failed, resulting in full mission failure. Department counseling recommended. OPERATION: “TWISTED NERVE” Result: A Rank Summary: Suspects engaged officers with significant gunfire. Officer Duck sustained ballistic trauma to arms and legs exclusively, bypassing issued armor. One female suspect evaded initial visual contact but was located and apprehended later. All mission objectives completed. Officers cleared for duty pending ice packs. OPERATION: “BRIXLEY’S TALENT TIME — ‘THE SPIDER’” Result: Mission Success Summary: A rooftop suspect initiated armed resistance. Officer Duck instructed Officer Wolf to prime a flashbang; Wolf threw prematurely, causing full auditory and visual impairment to both operators. Second flashbang was primed; suspect kicked the door into Duck’s face, destroying his beak. Wolf deployed flashbang outside; suspect incapacitated. Duck fired a shotgun at point-blank range and missed every pellet. Suspect detained alive by Wolf due to divine intervention. OPERATION: “SULLIVAN SLOPE — A LETHAL OBSESSION” Result: E Rank Summary: Most objectives accomplished; however, Officer Duck demonstrated catastrophic handgun accuracy with .50 AE, landing only his final shot. Remedial firearms training highly advised. Suspects neutralized, scene secured. OPERATION: “MINDJOT DATA CENTER” Result: B Rank Summary: Officers engaged multiple armed suspects inside a server facility. Stairwell gunfight required coordinated movement and crossfire lanes. Wolf and Duck executed a deliberate pincer maneuver around the central server hub, successfully flanking suspects without friendly fire. Mission concluded with no casualties and a clean mission. FINAL DEPARTMENTAL SUMMARY Across seven active scenes: 0 officers killed Multiple arm/leg injuries — recommend upgraded padding and painkillers 1 civilian fatality (cause under dispute) All scenes cleared Officers Wolf and RubberDuck conducted themselves with "professionalism" occasionally bordering on comedy. Despite setbacks, all locations were secured and operational objectives met. Awaiting further deployment orders from Chief.