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SCALES OF THE RELUCTANT SAVIOR

[Verse I — “The Summoning”] In the moonlit hall of silver stone, A princess chants a spell unknown. She seeks a hero fierce and grand, But fate has… other plans at hand. From a swamp of moss and sunlit haze, Where he naps through most of his days, A portal tears the sky in two— And out rolls Grubnak, half‑asleep, confused. [Pre‑Chorus — “Wrong Hero”] She wanted a knight with a blade of flame, Not a round green druid who forgot his own name. But the runes are sealed, the pact is cast— The fate of kingdoms rests on his… wide… ass. [Chorus — “Scales of the Reluctant Savior”] Raise the storm, awaken the earth, Grubnak the Unwilling proves his worth. From swamp‑born sloth to demon‑crusher, The world will tremble at the lizard’s thunder. He never asked for glory or war— But destiny drags him through the door! [Verse II — “The Demon Lord Laughs”] In the obsidian throne of dread, The Demon Lord lifts his horned head. “THIS is the champion they send to me? A waddling reptile who smells like a tree?” But Grubnak shrugs, scratches his scales, Mumbles, “Can I go home after this fails?” Yet vines erupt from the palace floor— His magic stirs… though he snores once more. [Pre‑Chorus II — “Awakening”] The princess shouts, “Your power’s real!” He belches thunder, cracks the steel. The Demon Lord’s grin begins to fade— This lazy druid might be… well‑made. [Chorus II — “The Lizardfolk Ascends”] Raise the storm, awaken the earth, Grubnak the Unwilling proves his worth. From swamp‑born sloth to demon‑crusher, The world will tremble at the lizard’s thunder. He never asked for glory or war— But destiny drags him through the door! [Bridge — “The Battle of the Yawning Druid”] He yawns a gale that splits the sky, Roots coil like serpents, mountains rise. The Demon Lord roars, “IMPOSSIBLE!” Grubnak mutters, “Can we be done? I’m full…” A final stomp—earth cracks apart, Nature’s fury from a sleepy heart. The demon falls in blazing light, And Grubnak asks, “Nap time… right?” [Final Chorus — “Hero By Accident”] Raise the storm, awaken the earth, Grubnak the Unwilling proves his worth. A legend born from a cosmic blunder— The lazy lizard who tore hell asunder. He never sought the hero’s lore— But destiny dragged him through the door… And now the realms will praise forevermore— THE RELUCTANT LIZARD DRUID OF WAR!