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In a last-ditch effort to save his dad, Kyle calls the President and confronts him about his weakness. "Not Funny" S20 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/full-episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS20 INT. PENTAGON - DAY Same wide establishing of panic and chaos. Garrison is sitting in a chair eating ice cream when the two generals walk up. GENERAL 1 Mr. President the bombers are en route to Europe. GENERAL 2 Are you SURE you want to proceed with this. MR. GARRISON (eating ice cream) Yeah yeah bomb the shit out of them, we have to be tough here. A solider steps in. SOLDIER Mr. President?! The Grand Duke of Luxembourg is on line one, the chairman of the Workers Party is on line two and KYLE is on line three. MR. GARRISON Oh geez what does KYLE want? Same cut in time to the the same phone. MR. GARRISON This is the President. Kyle is standing in his room with Ike in the background. KYLE Mr. Garrison, you can't bomb Denmark! MR. GARRISON Oh for Pete's sake Kyle- KYLE It's WRONG and it could start a bigger war- MR. GARRISON Kyle, this is all very serious diplomatic stuff, ok? You can't understand the political complexities involved here. KYLE I understand you're a dipshit little gay puppet. MR. GARRISON EXCUSE me? KYLE Letting your ex-boyfriend manipulate you cuz you miss his sweet ass. MR. GARRISON Who told you THAT? KYLE Everyone knows that. You only do what your little bitch boyfriend manipulates you into doing. MR. GARRISON Kyle, I am the PRESIDENT. KYLE You're a little DIPSHIT president. IKE With a dirty asshole. KYLE With a dirty asshole. IKE And you shit out your dick. KYLE And you shit out your dick. (covering phone) Where'd you learn to talk like this?? IKE Daddy! MR. GARRISON Oh that's what people think huh? Well maybe I WON'T bomb Denmark, what do you think about that?! KYLE Yeah you will cuz you're a little retarded shit bitch. MR. GARRISON GOD FUCKIN' DAMMIT! Garrison throws down the phone and heads back into the room. MR. GARRISON HOLD UP! HOLD UP ON THE FUCKING BOMBS A MINUTE!