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Transport Tycoon Empire City Gameplay Part 167

*Title:* Transport Tycoon: The City That Forgot How Roads Work *Description:* Welcome to Empire City, where the traffic is sentient, the trains have unionized, and Kevin the forklift operator just declared himself mayor. In this episode, I attempt to build a functioning transport network using nothing but hope, duct tape, and a suspicious number of roundabouts. Spoiler: it goes terribly. 🚧 I accidentally created a bus route that loops forever. The passengers have formed a new society. 🚂 My cargo train overshot the station and is now legally considered a missile. 🏗️ I built a bridge so high it entered low Earth orbit. NASA is concerned. 🐦 A pigeon landed on my traffic sensor and now the entire city thinks it's rush hour. Watch as I battle rogue intersections, rebellious delivery vans, and the existential horror of a roundabout inside a roundabout. Will Empire City survive? Will Kevin finally fix the forklift? Will I ever understand how traffic lights work? Find out in this episode of Transport Tycoon: Urban Planning for the Unhinged. --- Want alternate flavors? I can do noir, fantasy, corporate satire, or even a musical version. Just say the word and I’ll riff you a few more.