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The Tale of Glachi

The Reading of the Tale of Glachi, a story i wrote two years ago. It is warm day then a mouse named Glachi comes out and eats a smoldering pile of wood. Glachi implodes on himself only until a white lowrider which could turn into a slice of beacon came drivingg, then a hobo came out wearing a bag roaches on his head. He said, "Would you look at that my pants are made guacamole." And indeed the his pants were made of guacamole, he then noticed a bald guy walking in the woods which is were this takes place, and the hobo says, "Hey you you seen a mongoose with a box cottage cheese that smells like garlic run through here?" The man replied, "while yes id did him he was riding an obese cat out of the woods." The hobo was stunned and said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CHEESE LOGS ARE RUINDED HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED GOLDFISH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Hobo then transformed into a Peanut butter and salsa sandwich. The man ate the sandwich and started screaming in the most bizzare way possible, the then went to a Sess pool to wash out the taste, but when he got there he noticed there was a cheerleader there. "As long as I can remember that documentary about cheerleaders i just might survive." the man said. He came out with a toy troll and said, "Akbar Will Join With your cheer team and hire David Hasselehoff as coach of the Curling Team!" The cheerleader instanly dived into the garbage and drowned. The mans head then got chopped off got replaced with a dead racoon