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MAESTRO OF MISFORTUNE - Jaskier - Original Witcher Song - Bardic Folk-Rock

"A bard's life is a constant dance between a masterpiece and a disaster." Step into the world of the Continent’s most famous (and most troubled) minstrel. "Maestro of Misfortune" is a tribute to Jaskier (Dandelion)—the man who turned a Witcher's grim contracts into legends that will live forever. This track blends theatrical folk energy with the raw, unpredictable spirit of a poet who's always one step ahead of a jealous husband or a hungry monster. 📜 Lyrics [Intro] [Crowded tavern noise: laughter, mugs clinking, coin hitting table, lute tuning up] Ahem... silence, good folk! A song for the ages begins! [Verse 1] [Playful fast lute & mandolin, charismatic vocals] Velvet doublet, hat of plum, chasing shadows where monsters come He brings the silver blade so keen, I bring the rhymes to make 'em sing Dodging daggers, splatters red, while legends bloom inside my head Loved a thousand, drunk the sea, but his path is bound to me! [Pre-Chorus] [Building rhythmic clapping, fast strumming] Strings are tuned, the wine is flowing Pen mightier than any blade that's glowing! [Chorus] [Big catchy tavern sing-along drop, full crowd choir, stomps & claps] Oh maestro of misfortune and grace! Singing legends while staring death in the face! From ancient halls to bustling streets so wide The finest poet that the realm has spied! Toss a coin to your bard, let the good times roll! He turns grunts to glory, heart and soul! [Verse 2] [Cheeky wink, add light whistle/flute] Slept in haylofts, dined with crowns Know the secrets the north wind drowns They call me dandy, call me fool But who spins the tales that make 'em cool? Punched by jealous, chased from towns Yet loyalty wears no golden gowns Without my verses he's just a shade in rain I'm the spark that lights the flame! [Bridge] [Slower, intimate solo lute → theatrical spoken/sung build → rise] [Spoken/Theatrical] "They say I'm a coward... but have you seen those teeth?" [Singing, heartfelt] Walked through fire, lived the lies Seen the world burn through poet's eyes One more verse, one more glass Before the darkness comes to pass... Lost my voice, but found it strong Turned heartbreak into endless song! [Final Chorus] [Explosive swell: full tavern energy, flutes, violins, massive choir] Oh maestro of misfortune and grace! Singing legends while staring death in the face! From ancient halls to bustling streets so wide The finest poet that the realm has spied! Toss a coin to your bard, drown every fear! Through thick and thin, the song lives here! Hey ho, raise your glass so bright The bard who turns the dark to light! [Outro] [Lively flute flourish, tankard slam, soft lute fade + last cheer] Thank you, thank you! Drinks for the bard... And if you spot a white-haired grump with a scowl divine Tell him his poet says: "Next round's on mine!" [Laughter, lute final strum] [End] __________________ 🪕 Toss a Coin to Your Bard If you enjoyed this performance, make sure to Subscribe and hit the Bell 🔔 to join our growing library of legendary tracks. Leave a Comment: Who should be the next legend we sing about? Inspiration: The Witcher (Books, Games & Series) Character: Jaskier / Dandelion Genre: Bardic Folk-Rock / Cinematic Storytelling