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The Man Who Only Said ‘Hmm’ [Fantasy Tavern Song] the quietest NPC

patreon.com/CthAIh He’s been in every game. He never moves, never fights, and says exactly one thing—“Hmm.” No one knows his name. Some say he’s cursed. Others say he’s the main quest in disguise. All we know is… he’s always watching. Judging. Silently sipping stew. “The Man Who Only Said ‘Hmm’” is a cheerful Celtic tavern jig celebrating the most mysterious, underpaid, and chronically ambiguous NPC ever coded. It’s part tribute, part therapy, and entirely ridiculous. Perfect for drinking, shouting, and questioning why he’s always standing behind the blacksmith. Lyrics: [Verse 1] He stands by the fence in every game, Never a quest, yet somehow named. His only line? A thoughtful “Hmm…” Then back to staring at literally nothing. He’s got no sword, no plot, no hat, Just a robe, a loaf, and a cat named Gnat. I tried to speak, he looked right through Then hmm’d so hard, my screen turned blue. [Chorus] Hmm, hmm, he speaks no more! By gods, what's he thinking for? The war is lost, the king is dead He pokes a turnip and nods instead. Hmm, hmm, the wise old loon, He watched a dragon steal the moon! He saw it all, then brewed some tea And hmm’d like that explained the sea. [Verse 2] He's seen twelve empires rise and fall, Still stirring soup in the market stall. The thief ran by with flaming loot— He squinted once, then watered fruit. I fetched the crown of Az’Karuth, He sniffed and said, “Hmm. Sounds uncouth.” The bard sang praise, the goblins fled— He dropped his spoon and went to bed. [Chorus] Hmm, hmm, the silent sage! Unreadable face, indeterminate age. He might be cursed, or just well-fed— Or trapped in line one in the dev’s head. Hmm, hmm, he watched us play, Never helped, but hey—that’s okay! He’s older than the scrolling text, And hmm’d before this game was next. [Bridge] “Some say he was the first dialogue box. Others say he is the main quest, but refuses to elaborate.” (sips ale) “I say he just likes soup.” [Verse 3] His name’s not known, nor is his fate, Yet still he stands at every gate. The stars align, the gods combust— He shrugs and hums, “Hmm. Do what you must.” I’ve grown old chasing game-world fame, While he still leans, both feet the same. And though I’ve saved a thousand realms, He’s the one with both hands on the helm. [Final Chorus] Hmm, hmm, the voice of lore! He’s probably seen the hidden door. He watched you glitch, he watched you fall— Then hmm’d like that explained it all! Hmm, hmm, you mystery man, One eyebrow raised since time began! So raise your mugs to that gentle guy— The hero of “Hmm,” who will never die. [Final Chorus] Hmm, hmm, the voice of lore! He’s probably seen the hidden door. He watched you glitch, he watched you fall Then hmm’d like that explained it all! Hmm, hmm, you mystery man, One eyebrow raised since time began! So raise your mugs to that gentle guy