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🎵 The Gene Pool Needs Chlorine - Funny Country Song About Stupid People, Common Sense Is Dead Idiots

💦 “The Gene Pool Needs Chlorine” — A Country Roast of Epic Proportions 😤🥧 Ever witnessed something so dumb it made your eye twitch? This knee-slappin’, head-shakin’ country anthem is for every frustrated soul who’s ever watched someone try to return a half-eaten pie because it “didn’t taste like chicken.” You can’t fix stupid… but you can sing about it. 🚿 LYRICS THAT’LL SANITIZE YOUR SANITY: “The gene pool needs chlorine, somebody drain this shallow end. Idiots are multiplying faster than I can count. The gene pool needs chlorine, no doubt.” 🧠 WHY THIS SONG DUMBS IT DOWN — IN A GOOD WAY: ✔ A public service announcement in twangy disguise ✔ For fans of satire, snark, and good ol’ country gripes ✔ Roasts warning labels, Wi-Fi drama, and coffee lawsuits ✔ Perfect for anyone who’s yelled, “Are you SERIOUS right now?” 👇 IF YOU’VE EVER: • Rolled your eyes in Walmart • Argued with a GPS… and lost • Heard someone say Alaska is next to Hawaii • Wondered how some people survive daily life • Missed Darwin and wished for bleach ✅ DO THIS NOW: 💬 Drop the DUMBEST thing you’ve ever witnessed in the comments 👍 Hit LIKE if you think the gene pool needs a lifeguard 📤 SHARE this with a friend who’s too smart for this planet 🔔 SUBSCRIBE for more country comedy truth bombs 🧂 Add a little salt and sass to your playlist — you’ve earned it ⚠️ WARNING: Side effects may include aggressive head shaking, involuntary sighs, and quoting this song at inappropriate family gatherings. #funnycountrysong #funnysong #comedysong