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They Deployed an Army to a Deathworld—Only One Survivor Made It Back | HFY Stories

🛸 Humanity vs The Galaxy: The Texas Incident 🚀🔥 When the Galactic Union invades the "primitive" planet known as Earth, they expect a quick and easy conquest. What they get instead is a full-blown cosmic catastrophe in... Texas. 😎🌵 Armed with over 100,000 elite soldiers, six hundred mechs, drones, and orbital firepower, the Union launches Operation Easy Peasy. But they didn’t account for the fire ants, the cows, the toddlers, the barbecue smoke… or the man known only as Bill. 👴🧃⚙️ What starts as a standard military operation quickly devolves into interstellar panic as Earth’s most feared weapons—chaotic weather, unbothered humans, and one demonic lawnmower—unleash devastation never before witnessed by galactic forces. And somehow, the humans don't even notice they're being invaded. 🧍‍♂️🔥🦟 This is HFY at its most hilarious, brutal, and terrifying. Welcome to Deathworld Nine. Welcome to Earth. 🌍💀 🌌 Characters Featuring in This Story: Bill "The Mower" Hargrove A retired, iced-tea-powered suburban warrior with white socks, cargo shorts, and a lawnmower that sounds like a dying star. Doesn’t flinch. Doesn’t blink. Wields sarcasm like a plasma blade. 🌿🛠️ Field Commander Brabbalon the Efficient Galactic war hero, obsessed with tactical fashion, speaks ONLY in capital letters, and decorates himself with exploding-onion medals. Carries a sidearm named Susan. 🚨🧅⚔️ Tactical Sub-Overseer Gribnax A squishy, spherical bureaucrat with no combat experience but a perfect attendance record. Accidentally launches a full invasion by pressing the “Go” button. 🎈📅😨 Ken (formerly Krrkt) A logistics auditor mistakenly deployed in the invasion force. Survives Earth by becoming one of them. Now wears khakis, knows how to work a cash register, and fears PTA fundraisers more than black holes. 🧾🛒☕️ 🧠 Why You Should Watch: ✅ Full HFY energy ✅ Epic alien fails ✅ Texas as a literal Deathworld ✅ Tactical goats, rogue toddlers, cursed lawnmowers ✅ The most terrifying phrase in the galaxy: “Florida Man” 📡 SUBSCRIBE for more intergalactic disasters, HFY deep-dives, and sci-fi storytelling that makes you proud to be human (or afraid to meet one).