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Pun And Games

[Verse 1] Dad walks in with that mischievous grin, You just know the puns are about to begin. He says, “Did you hear about the cheese that’s not yours?” We shout, “Not again!” He says, “Nachos, of course!” Mom rolls her eyes, the cat leaves the room, We all know what’s coming — a pun typhoon. He laughs so hard, he can barely speak, He’s been saving that joke all damn week. [Pre-Chorus] It’s pun and games, and we can’t complain, Even though they drive us all insane. He’s got wordplay ready, rain or shine, And somehow it spreads—one laugh at a time. [Chorus] We’re living with the Pun King, Every day’s the same routine. Punchlines loaded, locked, and primed, Droppin’ one-liners right on time. We beg him to stop, but he’s having fun, Got a million more — and he’s not done! It’s eye rolls, laughter, chaos, and zing — But that’s life with the Pun King. Life with the Pun King, That’s life with the Pun King. [Verse 2] “I used to be a banker, but I lost interest,” He winks, like we should be impressed. Tells the waiter, “Wow, this steak is rare,” Pulls out a comb—“So’s my hair!” He’s unstoppable, immune to shame, A grand-master in the dad-joke game. We try to escape, but there’s no excuse, Dad jokes spreading — puns on the loose. [Chorus] We’re living with the Pun King, Every day’s the same routine. Punchlines loaded, locked, and primed, Droppin’ one-liners right on time. We beg him to stop, but he’s having fun, Got a million more — and he’s not done! It’s eye rolls, laughter, chaos, and zing — But that’s life with the Pun King. Life with the Pun King, That’s life with the Pun King. [Bridge] “I’m on a whiskey diet—I’ve lost three days!” And laughs like he deserves praise. We try to stay cool, swear we don’t care, But the laughter leaks out everywhere. He’s a pun machine, and we’re his crowd, And deep down… yeah—we’re kinda proud. [Final Chorus] We’re living with the Pun King, Every groan’s a loving thing. We roll our eyes, but deep inside, We’re laughing till we cry. He bows and says, “Thanks for the pun-derful night!” We groan, then crack up—yeah, alright. It’s chaos, corn, and family zing — That’s life with the Pun King. Life with the Pun King, That’s life with the Pun King. [Outro] “Hey kids, want to hear a construction joke?” “NO, DAD!” “…I’m still working on it, though.”