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Ep.104 The Annual Crab Feed and an Emergency Dump

Episode 104: The Annual Crab Feed and an Emergency Dump It's our favorite holiday of the year: the Annual Crab Feed, where preparation is key, butter flows like water, and consequences are ignored entirely. We record before the feast with big plans and empty stomachs, mentally training all week to eat, drink, and make poor decisions. There's a silent auction looming, and Alex becomes emotionally invested in a "Bat Boy for a Day" item—fully intending to purchase it so Mike can live his best subordinate life. Dreams are made. Dreams are crushed. Post-crab feed, we return full, liquored up, and reckless, sipping McMenamins Billy the Yule Goat Whiskey (which earns a solid high silver, thank you very much). There's no leftover crab giveaway this year, so Mike and Alex do what any responsible adults would do: steal crab on an empty cookie tray and sprint out the back door like criminals fueled by melted butter. This year, the players learned the strategy—just keep feeding Mike and Alex butter and crab until they can't resist. A Tapphoria regular, Nick, makes a bold late-game move by fleeing with two bottles of salad dressing as his prize, cementing his legacy. The night winds down with sleepover prep, homemade Egg McMuffins for booze-soaked bellies, and the Winter Olympics—where SkyCam is cool but the drone audio sounds like a video game boss fight. Things grind to a halt when Mike has to leave mid-recording for an emergency dump, courtesy of butter-lubed pipes and zero regret. Crab was eaten. Whiskey was rated. Dignity was lost. This is the episode your cardiologist warned you about.