They Assigned a Security Detail for the Cargo. He Just Threw It Over His Shoulder. скачать в хорошем качестве

They Assigned a Security Detail for the Cargo. He Just Threw It Over His Shoulder.

When the Galactic Freight Distribution Center receives a Level 5 classified cargo weighing over 4,000 kilograms, they assemble their best team: specialized anti-grav equipment, six trained handlers, and twelve armed Vorthian guards. What could possibly go wrong? Enter Marcus Freeman, a human contractor who takes one look at their elaborate setup and decides to just... pick it up. With his hands. And carry it on his shoulder. Like it's a bag of groceries. What follows is absolute chaos as station coordinator Quilnax and security commander Graktos watch their entire understanding of physics crumble before their eyes. Things get even worse when Marcus takes a "shortcut" through the civilian shopping district, turns into an instant celebrity, and casually mentions he has THREE MORE containers to move. Each weighing 5,000 kilos. This HFY story explores what happens when deathworld strength meets bureaucratic logistics, featuring: One very confident human who just wants to do his job efficiently Existential crises for multiple alien species The most expensive anti-grav equipment that nobody actually needs A crowd of civilians who absolutely need to see this News drones capturing humanity's casual disregard for physics And a Vorthian commander seriously reconsidering his career choices Join Quilnax as he learns the hard way that when humans say "I got it," they really, truly mean it. No equipment necessary. Just raw deathworld muscle and a complete lack of understanding about what should be impossible. Subscribe for more HFY stories where humans continue to terrify the galaxy simply by being themselves!