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Alien Professor Explained How to Kill a Human To a Human | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

What would you do if an alien professor started teaching a class full of bug-eyed students how to efficiently murder your species... while you were sitting in the front row? Welcome to Kepler Interspecies University, where Bennett—the only human in a room full of Vel’kari and other curious extraterrestrials—sits through a disturbingly detailed lecture on human vulnerabilities. From cardiac stab angles to exploiting sleep cycles, the aliens mean well… apparently. But the twist? This isn’t an assassination course. It’s a safety class—meant to prevent well-meaning aliens from accidentally killing their fragile human classmates. Join us in this hilarious, heartwarming, and surprisingly insightful HFY (Humanity, F*** Yeah!) sci-fi story where cultural misunderstanding turns into genuine cooperation. Watch as Bennett becomes an interstellar safety consultant, helps aliens avoid hugging humans to death, and even prevents accidental time travel mishaps. #hfy #alien #scifi #story