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Right Hand Man (A Wheel of Time parody)

Warning: This Wheel of Time song parody contains major end of series spoilers. Lyrics, vocals, performance, and editing: Salya al'Onir ( @salya_al_onir ) Researcher, beta reader, and proofreader: The Dark One’s Advocate Audio consultant: Wolfsister ( @wolfsisterhowls ) Original song: Right Hand Man from Lin-Manuel Miranda’s “Hamilton” Instrumental track: Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton provided to YouTube by Atlantic Records (   • Right Hand Man (Instrumental)  ) Artwork Credits: Olver by Reddera Tower of Ghenjei by Hector6087 (on CGSociety) The Shadow Rising ebook cover by Sam Weber Fires of Heaven ebook cover by Dan Dos Santos Caemlyn by Jan Walker Lyrics: [Olver:] (Here comes the general!) Soldiers and Vanin (Here comes the general!) The man you’ve all been waiting for! (Here comes the general!) The pride of the Red Hand! (Here comes the general!) Mat Cauthon! [Mat:] We are out-armed (Light!) Out-manned (Light!) Out-maneuvered, out-planned (Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom!) We need to make a unified stand Where is my bloody right-hand man? (Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom!) Listen — Can I be honest now? I’m really not that proud. I tried to run when I accumulated this whole crowd Now, I lead the Red Hand Band as Captain General The ashandarei-wielding Andoran man whose men are all Praising me, expecting to see victory after victory, Inflating my ability to win without a casualty. Still, my ta’veren thread weaves on We’ll need my skill and luck to win Tarmon Gai’don. I name my right-hand man Lieutenant-General For the dragons the Band becomes collateral. Back to Sindhol, fulfill Aelfinn prophecy, pay the fee Pawn takes queen, but see We are out-armed (Light!) Out-manned (Light!) Out-maneuvered, out-planned! (Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom) We need to make a unified stand Where is my bloody right-hand man? (Boom, boom, boom; boom, boom) In Caemlyn… [Talmanes:] Shadowspawn are attacking, let’s help evacuate [Melten:] Grunt A myrddraal wounds me before I incapacitate [Melten:] Grunt Melten offers to give me the mother’s last embrace Talmanes won’t capitulate; men, let’s save those dragons! [Aludra:] (Boom!) Go the dragons, watch Caemlyn walls crumble, and (Boom!) Go the dragons, I see Talmanes tumble, and (Boom!) There's another Fade, and (Boom!) We need Dreadbane’s blade, and (Boom!) Gotta get to Nynaeve quick; he can’t afford to skip her aid. [Mat:] Travel to Bryne’s battlefront, it’s a hard truth to confront Our side is a step away from losing, to be quite blunt Wade in, blade slashing, men clashing, to take its pulse Bryne is trying to lose. Why? [Nynaeve:] He’s been compulsed. [Mat:] “I need absolute control of our armies.” Min, go to Egwene to give her warning We cannot fight every front at once, people A new plan is forming. (During silence) [Mat:] Where is my bloody right hand man? [Talmanes:] Lord Mat, you wanted to see me? [Mat:] Light burn me! I’m not a bloody lord, I just lead this army. [Talmanes:] Hm [Mat:] We’ve known each other a while now, so I have to ask— Talmanes, how come I can’t get you to bloody laugh? [Talmanes:] Sir? [Mat:] Look, you’re a Cairhienin of some renown But I know there’s a sense of humor underneath that frown I heard you killed two myrddraal, laughing as you bled [Talmanes:] The trick is to already be dead. [Mat:] Huh. I suppose you are right [Talmanes:] I am [Mat:] It’s good you want to live, you’re a fighter. We all hope for a future that is brighter. [Talmanes:] A book and a pipe is all I want at night, sir. [Mat:] Duty is heavy, my friend; dying is lighter [Talmanes:] I wouldn’t know [Mat:] Our path is charted Our troops are down to almost a third from when this started Now, it’s time for one last toss of the dice I need someone I trust to check my plan twice So? [Talmanes—internally:] Should I tease Mat more or refrain? He’s a soft one for being so profane He’s also a bloody genius Only he can win this [Talmanes—out loud:] Dovie’andi tovya sagain [Mat:] Tal, we are out-armed, out-manned! [Talmanes:] We need all the help we can tap, [Mat:] Let’s use the Dark One’s own evil to reinforce our troops, [Both:] Hinderstap (Out-maneuvered, out-planned!) [Talmanes:] The Shadow’s forces are using spies [Mat:] Let’s make a Seanchan feint to feed them lies (Boom!) [Talmanes:] We’ll place the dragons where none can be found, [Mat:] Set up base in a cave hidden underground. (Chick-a-boom!) [Talmanes:] We’ll fight those who oppose, while the Sun darker grows, And time slows to dance with Jak o’ the Shadows! (Here comes the general! Cauthon! Light! Here comes the general! Cauthon! Light! Here comes the general! Cauthon! Light! Here comes the general! Light!) [Mat:] And his right-hand man! (Boom!) [Talmanes grins] [Mat] Blood and ashes! That expression on you is horrifying. You should probably do that more often.