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The Geologic Podcast's "Once I'm Famous & Rich" Challenge

Can you sing and cover all the lyrics to George Hrab's "Once I'm Famous & Rich?" You can? Nice. Here's your chance to shine. As per Episode 932 of The Geologic Podcast, use this backing track and film yourself singing along catching all the lyrics you can, then post it wherever you like to post things. Tag George or let him know it exists, and the best video will win a FABULOUS prize package. Tune in to episode 932 of The Geologic Podcast (over at GeologicPodcast.com) for all the details. For reference, here's George and the George HraBand performing it live:    • The George HraBand performs: Once I'm Famo...   Good luck-- and here's all the words: ONCE I'M FAMOUS & RICH Once he’s famous & rich, once he’s rich Once he’s famous & rich, once he’s rich Once I’m famous & rich, once I’m rich Once he’s/I’m famous & rich. Once I’m famous & rich, I will get a sandwich just by clicking on a switch, crusts cut off ’em not allowed to soften with jelly from the belly from a fugu fish. Almond-slivered hand-delivered all from Gordon Ramsay’s chafing dish. After lunch I take a bunch of penguins and just listen as they squish around and round and up and down on my giant poolside inflatable knish. And did I forget to mention all the private lessons on fire prevention, taught to me by Smokey the Bear, all while sitting in the very chair that Han was sitting in when he said to him, “good job, kid, now don’t get cocky.” Plus I’m gonna have Bill Conti’s score from Rocky. Not the CD but like the actual score. Then to add to my collection I’d hire all the members of the Curtis Mayfield rhythm section, next I’d be glad, to get every chad, from the two-thousand election. Once he’s famous & rich, once he’s rich Once he’s famous & rich, once he’s rich Once I’m famous & rich, once I’m rich Once he’s/I’m famous & rich. I’ll have pandas riding on a pair of giant orange motorbikes and pink flamingoes eating cookies can you guess? Yes black and whites. Two copies of the Constitution, but with the following substitution: Every time you see the word “article” or “section” it’ll get replaced with “butt-tickle” and “erection.” Oh, did I forget to mention? A king-sized wise-guy french-fry franchise, plus somebody authorized to analyze and then advise how I can quickly winterize the windows in my living room, and then the lander they left on the moon, and then a private worm ride across the sands of Dune. I guess technically it’s Arrakis, but whatever. Look at me ridin’ this worm, I got my own stillsuit and everything. To add to what I’d acquire, you could bet that I would hire Lon Chaney, Perry Como, and Chris Squire to voice a puppet version of HBO’s The Wire. Now I know those people are technically dead, but I think if I have the money that I’ll eventually have, I’ll make that happen. Maybe some kind of like virtual chat thing or something. I’m not sure exactly, but whatever. Let’s see what else. Once I was infused with cash, I would buy the choppers that they used in M*A*S*H* then digitally scan ’em and replace ’em in each and every episode of Perry Mason, so that when he’s at a trial arguing with Hopper it looks like he’s yelling at a helicopter. That’d be funny that’d be silly I’d use money willy-nilly. Here’s a list of some examples of stuff that I first would sample… then again you know I’m lying, I’d just probably end up buying: A corn cob pipe owned by the Pope. René Descartes’ soap on a rope. H.L. Hunley’s periscope, and a hybrid strawberry cantaloupe. A day-glo Winnebago made of Lego full of chowder and a blue canoe of bamboo that I can hire by the hour. Poker chips that I can eat while contemplating if I’ll beat the hand that’s being held by Dan Negreanu, but hey why the hell would I want to? Once I get rich from my calling, guess what Dan, I am all in. None of this check business. I’m all in. Every hand. All in, every time. There’s no way to circumvent, I’m in 100 percent, in getting all that money spent by broadcasting games without MLB’s consent. There’s no resisting I will keep on listing all the stuff existing in this twisted fantasy, like custom cabinetry, installed by Geddy Lee, in a house up in a tree, plus I’ll make sure there’ll be: a leather kitchen counter top by Susie from The Repair Shop, with a handmade Marc Chagall backdrop that has an ambigram that says GO and STOP. A Rubik’s Cube that talks and was on season four of Stranger Things a welcome mat that’s just made out of Sting’s barely used guitar strings so like a trumpet’s C is B flat when you think in concert pitch this is the stuff that I will get when I become famous & rich. Once he’s famous & rich, once he’s rich… Once he’s/I’m famous & rich.  [from the album Terpsichore, music and lyrics by George Hrab]