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Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some. "Weight Gain 4000" S01 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS01 INT. CARTMAN’S HOUSE Cartman sits on the couch watching television and eating Cheesy Poofs. He plunges his hand into the huge barrel of Cheesey Poofs that sits beside him. ANGLE - TELEVISION ANNOUNCER[] We’ll be right back to Jesus and Pals after this. A bunch of muscle-builder guys stand around flexing. NARRATOR HEY! DO YOU NEED TO GET IN SHAPE FAST?! This catches Cartman’s attention - his eyes dart to the screen. NARRATOR Wanna look your best? Tired of all the OTHER guys getting all the chicks? Cartman turns up the volume on the remote. NARRATOR Are you tired of being a ninety-pound weakling? A scrawny little guy gets punched in the face by a big, buff muscle-builder. CARTMAN Yeah! I only weigh ninety pounds! NARRATOR Then bulk up QUICK with Weight Gain 4000 The narrator flexes and muscles bulge out all over. Cartman’s eyes light up. CARTMAN YES! NARRATOR With over 4000 grams of saturated fat per serving, Its patented formula is designed to enter the mouth and go directly to the stomach where it is distributed to the bloodstream. Now available in stores everywhere. Get some today and say with me, BEEFCAKE. CARTMAN BEEFCAKE. NARRATOR BEEFCAKE!!!!! CARTMAN BEEFCAKE!!!! NARRATOR & CARTMAN BEEFCAKE!!!!! ANNOUNCER May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver. CARTMAN Mom, can you get me some WEIGHT GAIN 4000? CARTMAN’S MOM O.K. Eric, I’ll get you some at the store tomorrow. CARTMAN But mom I need it for tomorrow. CARTMAN’S MOM But tomorrow is grocery day Eric. CARTMAN MOM ....... CARTMAN’S MOM O.K., O.K. Well I guess I’ll be going to the store now then. Cartman’s mom pulls her purse on and heads out the door.