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Karens and Daves funny little song for ya

Lyrics MBR “Karens and Daves (Verse 1) Here comes Karen, hair stacked high, Marchin’ through the parking lot with fire in her eye. Starbucks cup? It’s one sip wrong, Now she’s threatenin’ to call the mayor and write a Yelp song. Meanwhile Dave’s at home in his chair, Yellin’ at his Xbox, “life’s unfair!” He’s drinkin’ warm beer, wearin’ old flip-flops, Talkin’ big game ‘bout “hard day’s jobs” at the donut shop. (Chorus) Oh Karens and Daves, the world’s gone mad, Complainin’ ‘bout coupons they never had! Yellin’ at teens for breathin’ air “Manager! Manager! Get over here!” Oh Karens and Daves, they rule the aisles, With rage-filled hearts and fake tough smiles. If you see ‘em comin’, better run or pray, It’s the customer service Judgment Day! (Verse 2) Karen’s mad ‘cause her fries were cold, Dave’s mad ‘cause his Wi-Fi’s old. She’s livestreamin’ justice to her Facebook crowd, He’s postin’ “truth bombs” that make no one proud. She’s screamin’ “I pay your wage, young man!” While Dave’s still tryin’ to fix his van. Together they form a cosmic storm, Of loud opinions and lukewarm norms. (Chorus) Oh Karens and Daves, the world’s gone mad, Returnin’ toasters they never had! Rantin’ in line at the DMV, Over some conspiracy on NBC. Oh Karens and Daves, the pain, the strife, Their backyard drama’s their whole life! Hide your peace and hide your grace Here come Karens and Daves, in a human race! (Bridge) Karen yells, “I’m gonna call the cops!” Dave says, “Babe, we’re outta pops!” She flips her hair, he scratches his gut, Together they storm the Pizza Hut. (Breakdown) “No onions on my burger!” “No logic in your brain!” “You ruined my weekend!” “You drive me insane!” (Final Chorus) Karens and Daves, the end is near, They’re fighting on Facebook year after year. One wants justice, one wants naps, Both wear socks with sandals perhaps! Oh Karens and Daves, they’ve won the game, The kings and queens of misplaced blame. So pour a drink, and laugh, behave We’re all one bad day from Karen or Dave!