Bobo Bojangles - My Lady Is More Irritable Than My Bowels (rare 1960’s soul vinyl) скачать в хорошем качестве

Bobo Bojangles - My Lady Is More Irritable Than My Bowels (rare 1960’s soul vinyl)

From his "No Bebop, All Scat" era, "My Lady Is More Irritable Than My Bowels" was Bobo Bojangles' least successful single. Lyrics: Goin' down to the bingo hall tonight Gonna take my darlin' out, everything's feelin' right But she's givin' me the cold shoulder, won't give in Says she remembers the last time, and the trouble I was in My lady is more irritable than my bowels She says I shouldn't take her to that bingo hall But I promise we'll be fine, I'll hold it all in tight My lady is more irritable than my bowels tonight After that last beef dinner, I paid the piper Swear it was a one-time thing, don't need no diaper We'll dance without a care, and tonight will be magic But she just shakes her head, and says "more like tragic" My lady is more irritable than my bowels She says I shouldn't take her to that bingo hall But I promise I'll be fine, I'll hold it all in tight My lady is more irritable than my bowels tonight I'll bring some Tums, and buy ginger ale I'll sit in the back, and my sphincter will not fail If only she would come, and try not to worry 'bout my butt I'll be a gentleman, and I'll hold it shut She finally agrees, and we head out the door Feelin' like a king, my lady by my side once more. Dancin' and swingin' my lovely lady has no doubt, unfortunately my ass is turnin' inside out. Oh no, it's happenin' again, oh what a shame "Your reservations, they were right!" I exclaim. I shit my pants, and now I'm in pain My lady is less irritable than my bowels, and I'm to blame She says "baby, now I know that you learn slow" I double over again, my colon 'bout to blow. "You shoulda known, after all them times before" But I just stand there, with my soiled pants, my anus sore Now we're shufflin' out, with our heads hung low My lady's got that look: "I told you so" All I know is that my lady's blue and my relationship, like my pants, is ruined!