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The Good Place Song | Pobody’s Nerfect | Whitney Avalon

✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/7aDAyT... ▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/pob... I simply adore “The Good Place” (it’s one of the smartest network TV comedies of all time) and just had to write a song for Janet, an anthropomorphized vessel of all knowledge who assists the architects of heaven and hell. D’Arcy Carden plays the character brilliantly alongside a peerless cast, Mike Schur and the writers make the show magical, and this is my tribute to them all. I hope it makes you smile even if you’ve never seen the series! Press/licensing/business: [email protected] ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, Writer, Janets: Whitney Avalon (  / whitneyavalon  ,   / whitneyavalon  ) Composer, Music Producer, Recording Engineer: Ryan O’Connell Cinematographer: Adam Gundersheimer Key Grip: Billy Brenner Hair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle Williams Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Assistant Editor: Kate West Choreographer: Lauren Lopez Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Specialty Costume Fabricator: Tiana Brinton Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer Color VFX: Pierce Cook Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc Special Thanks: Karolyn Szot, YTSLA, and my divine patrons! Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at   / whitneyavalon   #TheGoodPlace #Tribute #Janets ** LYRICS ** Hi there, I'm Janet. Depending on what dimension you're in, I may look slightly different from what you're used to, but don't let that distract you from this important message. I’m not a human, I cannot feel pain I don’t have a heart, but I love just the same I’ve evolved far beyond what other Janets can do So don’t fork with me or I will fork with you I’m not a girl, also not a robot Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I’m smokin’ hot I can’t die, so remember who you’re talking to If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I’ll fork with you I contain all knowledge But pobody's nerfect I'm a walkie talkie But pobody's nerfect I create life out of nothing But pobody's nerfect Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see Nobody's perfect, except probably me According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs, this one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head! I keep secrets, helping is my passion I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race I'm high in potassium But pobody's nerfect I'm an amazing jazz drummer But pobody's nerfect I can explain the time knife But pobody's nerfect Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually Nobody's perfect, except probably me If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad If they want me to appear, they can’t sobriquet it My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun! My void is boundless But pobody's nerfect I count as carry-on luggage But pobody's nerfect Again, I can literally create life, and I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god But pobody's nerfect Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously Nobody's perfect, except probably me I could lie, but here's something totally true If you touch my friends then Schur as shirt I’ll forking fork with you ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "You should be on this show for real!” below.