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Meet My Flurry of Blows (Funny Dungeons and Dragons Song)

🎧 Listen to the song here: https://www.gamersongs.com/flurry ℹ️Full Lyrics and Song Info Here: https://www.gamersongs.com/meet-my-fl... 🥋💥 Meet My Flurry of Blows – The Ultimate D&D Monk Anthem (Official Lyric Video) 💥🥋 Step aside, heroes—there’s a new master in the tavern! “Meet My Flurry of Blows” is the Dungeons & Dragons banger that puts the spotlight on the most badass class at the table: the Monk. With ki flowing wild and fists flying faster than a blink, this song is a soul-punching, board-breaking, goblin-crushing tribute to every player who lives for that martial arts swagger. From sipping tea mid-brawl and catching flies with chopsticks, to sending orcs flying with a roundhouse and dropping liches with a single Quivering Palm, this monk’s got style, speed, and a whole lot of funk. Every verse is a new flex—dodging arrows, stunning foes, and rewriting the rules of the dungeon one punch at a time. 🎶 Song Highlights: 🥷 Verse 1: Strut into the tavern, dodge the rogue’s backstab, and let your tiger style do the talking. 🍵 Verse 2: Boards break, orcs fall, and the bard can’t keep up with your spinning feet and chill tea-sipping moves. 🏹 Verse 3: Deflect missiles, five-point palm techniques, and goblin hordes don’t stand a chance—one Quivering Palm and it’s lights out! 🌪️ Bridge: Move like the wind, hit like a storm—wizards, warriors, and wannabe heroes can’t keep up with this monk’s groove. 💀 Verse 4: Liches, zombies, and undead minions crumble before the ultimate ki-powered beatdown. 🔥 Chorus: “Meet my Flurry of Blows, motherfucker, feel the funk!”—the catchiest monk battle cry you’ll ever hear! Who’s this for? ✔️ D&D monks and martial arts fans who love to show off ✔️ Tabletop gamers who want an anthem for their next epic fight scene ✔️ Anyone who’s ever wanted to punch a lich and sip tea at the same time Why you’ll love it: ✔️ Hilarious, high-energy lyrics packed with D&D in-jokes and martial arts flavor ✔️ A catchy, funky anthem for every monk, kung fu master, or soul-punching hero ✔️ The perfect hype song for your next session, boss fight, or montage If you love this song, hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and tag your favorite monk in the comments! Tell us your wildest Flurry of Blows moment—did you stun the dragon, deck the boss, or just show off your tea-sipping style? 🥋🍵 So roll for initiative, center your ki, and let ‘em meet your Flurry of Blows—because this monk’s got the funk! FULL LYRICS: Verse 1 Strut in the tavern, robes flow, I’m the man, Got a monk’s cool swagger, ki’s my master plan. Rogue tries a backstab, thinks he’s slick with his knife, But my tiger style strike ends his useless life! Catchin’ flies with chopsticks, yeah, my focus is tight, Sippin’ tea so calm while I’m spinnin’ through a fight. With Step of the Wind, I’m a breeze blowing past, That sneaky little dagger? Too slow for my class! Chorus Meet my Flurry of Blows, motherfucker, feel the funk! Soul-punching monk, slam you down with a dunk! Ki’s flowin’ wild, I’m the baddest in the land, One Quivering Palm, and your heart’s in my hand! Verse 2 Board-breakin’ master, splinter wood with a grin, While the bard’s still strummin’, I’m already in a spin. Orc swings a greataxe, thinks he’s tough, talkin’ trash, But my flying roundhouse sends his skull to the grass! Stunning Strike lands clean, got him froze like a fool, I’m dancin’ through the fray, yeah, my dojo’s old school. Sip my tea, stay chill, while your crew’s lookin’ shook, My fists write a story, and your face is the book! Repeat Chorus Verse 3 Goblin horde’s rushin’, think they’ll swarm me with ease, But my Deflect Missiles catch their arrows like a breeze. Chopstick in my grip, snatch a fly from the air, While I’m dodgin’ their spears with my monk-level flair! Five-point palm technique, yeah, I learned it from a scroll, One touch to your chest, and your heart’s gonna roll. You’re clutchin’ your ribs, face all pale with the fright, My Quivering Palm says, “Bitch, goodnight!” Repeat Chorus Bridge You thought you’d outrun me? I’m the wind, I’m the storm! Step of the Wind got me movin’ like a swarm! Tiger style roars, while your crew’s gettin’ floored, I’m breakin’ oak boards while you’re cryin’ to your lord! Fists flashing faster than a blink of an eye, Your wizard’s got spells, but he’s too slow to try! This monk’s got the groove, got the soul, got the might, Cross me, motherfucker, and you’re done by tonight! Verse 4 Lich thinks he’s hot shit, with his undead glow, But I’m vaultin’ his crypt with my ki-powered flow. Flurry of Blows hits hard, crack his skull like a drum, Now his undead ass knows where the real pain comes from! I’m sippin’ green tea while his zombies all wail, He’s crumbling to dust as his minions all fail! One final Quivering Palm, watch his ribcage explode, This monk’s funky fists just rewrote his grim code! Repeat Chorus