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Tim Minchin - Fat Children (with Lyrics)

Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children You will regret it when they're in their teens Macca's might shut them up now that they're seven But they wont forgive you When they're getting picked last for PE Dont you see? Boombalada motherfucker Have you noticed that your kids are fat? What you gonna do about that? What you gonna do? So you're telling me that your family Has a history of obesity You got a polycystic ovary You say "its just the way God made me" Its unlikely, statistically To be a physical thing But either way it dont explain why you Are in the queue at Burger King You can blame it on biology You can blame your physiology You can point to genealogy And your social anthropology You can say you are an ectomorph That you just cant get the kilos off Well you can be what you wanna be But stop feeding your boy KFC He weighs 40 kilos and hes only three He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti Ordering Diet Coke is not the way back Boombalada kiddie-stuffer Your kids are fat, have you noticed that? And you oughta be ashamed For you only have yourself to blame. Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu Only eats pizza like that because you do She'll be dead of a heart attack Before your grandchildren are ten Perhaps you'll consider A cut-back on extra fries then Boombalada kiddie-stuffer Your kids are fat, have you noticed that? What are you gonna do about that? What are you gonna do? So youre telling me that your family Has a history of obesity You got a polycystic ovary Your mum had childhood diabetes But, and in your case Theres a reasonably big butt Do you think its an appropriate treat The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut? Theres no excuse you silly goose For a child with a caboose Like a moose whos eaten too much mousse Its tantamount to child abuse Kick them off the fucking couch Unplug the Playstation Send them down to the park If they dont wanna go, make em Tell them they have to jog Until their jogging shorts fit em If they hesitate, ask firmly If they still resist, hit em Is this what you want for your little girl and guy? These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? Six Packs of Kit Kats are not the way back Boombalada Kiddie Stuffer Your kids are fat, have you noticed that? And you, oughta be ashamed For you only have yourself to blame Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut He'll be dead of an aneurysm Before his own children ism ten Perhaps you'll consider A cut-back on Taco Bell then Perhaps you'll consider A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes And microwave pizzas or drive through McDonalds For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath Cos hes 35 kilos above the ideal weight Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy THIS SONG IS NO LONGER PERFORMED " “Do Not Feed Donuts” is a funny song about not overfeeding your children. It’s not a song about fat people. It’s a song about people who are abusing their kids by forcing a choice on them and not helping their kids make the right choices. But, fuck, I just didn’t feel comfortable doing it. I just didn’t care enough about the issue to sit in a room knowing I was making the overweight people feel sad."