Billboard Hot Country Singles Chart March 19, 1983 TOP 60 скачать в хорошем качестве

Billboard Hot Country Singles Chart March 19, 1983 TOP 60

Such a nice night .......i thought to myself.....i am going to open up my window and take in this fresh breeze because the air is so cool and since i'm so cheap....i will cut the AC off and save a little money :) ...... Hmmm....i have storm windows in my bedroom but no window screens which is fine....i hardly ever open my bedroom window unless i have the urge to talk dirty to any stranger.... walking on the sidewalk...late at night...........................................such a thrill.....whispering nasty things..........to strangers............ ................... Where was I ? ...............Anyway....,,i can't stand an open window with no screen because if you have the lights on.......at night......all the bugs will come flying in. I just happened to have an old window screen in my closet and it was almost a perfect fit. Since i'm kind of on the lazy side.....i leaned the screen up against my open window and left a few hundred gaps but i figured my half open curtains that were blowing wildly around would scare off any bug that dared to come near ... plus i sprayed some bug spray all around the window screen. Opened the screen a little and sprayed out the window (you have to take every precaution possible when spraying for insect pests) ......but that was a bad idea because the wind blew it back in my face. I didn't quite close my eyes in time ..... lord ... i feel like i inhaled half the can ! No wonder i'm so fucked in the head. ................................................................Now i'm at my desk, with my frozen gummy bears and my drink....madly at work on this countdown...... I have my headphones on and my desk light is shining bright !!!! I felt something hit my shoulder.....i looked.... but nothing was there....(in the back of my mind...i knew it was a bug but since i didn't see it ... maybe i was imagining things............again........................................ 10 minutes later something flew like lightning.....right past my head. I wasn't paying attention,...but i saw something out of the corner of my eye......I KNEW it was possibly a medium sized bug....and i got up from my desk in a panic....Hoping it wasn't one of the those monster large creatures.....that i seem to attract . go figure ! Of course i have a can of bug spray nearby & i quickly armed myself ......and once back at my desk....i'm looking all around trying to find whatever bug it was that just flew past my head. So I am Looking under my desk...carefully picking up papers.... Hmmm....I don't see it.... i was expecting it to be medium to small .... .... Then i must have gotten too close because this GIGANTIC GRASSHOPPER Jumps 10 feet in the air ....and i let out this blood-curdling scream .... like i was being murdered to death...................SO, SO glad nobody was around to hear that.......... I hope nobody heard...... ... .. So i sprayed a few shots of bug spray at where i thought this grasshopper was....and i swear it came at my face on purpose...like it was attacking me. It wasn't your normal grasshopper or cricket ( the black crickets....ehh....find them and step on them.......... try to ignore the crunch of their guts as they squirt out) No,,,,,,,,,,,,this was the infamous "FLYING" grasshopper which was so fat and HUGE !!!! Those 2 words make me want to gag.......... It was so fat & so huge.....it took half a can of spray just to make it stop flying at me.,....and once it was grounded...it still kept crawling around...trying to hide. It came out of hiding after another blast of spray ... and i was so disgusted ... i got a glass jar and put the open end over the bug so it would stop moving around...and with no oxygen....it would die a quick death...... All the stress of trying to kill that abnormally large grasshopper....i wasted 30 minutes.....and it flew on my desk....and i have greasy bug spray all over my cookies....and my checkbooks....and my keyboard. Naturally i didn't want to deal with picking the grasshopper up and flushing it down the toilet just yet so i left it to suffocate for awhile.......cleaned up my desk...... went back to doing this countdown. Got tired...went to the bathroom....brushed my teeth........went to close the window and saw somebody walking by and ........ came around the bed and wasn't paying attention and my foot hit the glass jar and knocked it over.............the grasshopper was nowhere in sight.....it had escaped !!!! I looked for 2 days and finally found it....underneath my rug. It was dead........ I picked it up with a towel and threw the grasshopper and the towel away. I'm still shuddering from the whole traumatic experience..........I swear , that grasshopper was 16 inches long. And you thought "YOU" had problems !!!! No buddy ! I GOT PROBLEMS !!@!!