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5 Eye Opening Reasons Why YOU Should Wear an Eye Patch

And so The Rabbbit spoke: "There are many good reasons to do anything. What about wearing an eyepatch? Dive down into the rabbit hole and find out. #advice #eyepatch #eyepatches Leave a comment including the correct number of rabbits +time to appear in the next video. Yes, the smoke moves. Please Enjoy 0:00 - Introduction 0:29 - Get talking 1:08 - Mystery Man 1:55 - BS Reduction 2:29 - Reason 4 2:48 - Spice up your life Welcome to 5 Reasons... The show where we talk about good reasons to do....whatever the white rabbit recommends Today: Five good reasons why to wear an eye patch I'm your host, Padonna. Let's start with the most obvious one.. Number 1: Its a very good conversation starter For example, when I go to a gathering or [squints]... party People ALWAYS ask me: "dude, why do you wear an eyepatch?" then I ALWAYS say: "Its a very good conversation starter. See, already worked. Sometimes people laugh. From there, it's up to you. Number two : It Gives you a mysterious and distinct look. In case you already tried to spice up your, hypothetical, lack of personality with something like a mustache or some trumpery, the eyepatch won't fail you. The less you say, the better it's magic works. Deflect or embrace the inevitable pirate joke and ride the wave of juicy assumptions about your suspected adventrous past. But remember, straight up lying is not the way of the eyepatch. Try to keep it real. Reason three: Blocks out 50% of the bull**** Unlike it's derranged brother, the soulpatch, The Eyepatch actually patches your soul up by visually blocking 50% of the bullshit that you dont want to see or deal with. Very good for..some people, who are miserable at least half the time and dont want to face that particular half of their reality. Reason four: You actually lost an eye or have some other serious medical situation. In that case, don't hesitate to contact us for a free white rabbit eyepatch. Reason five: Spice up your life Maybe you just need a new look. Or maybe, maybe you need a symbol for your willingness to sometimes turn a blind eye on the dark pits of our delicate existence. And focus on the marvelous rabbit hole we call life. But maybe you just wanna go for even 100% less bull****