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Two Amoebas Walk Into A Bar

Lyrics and concept by me; music and cover image generated using AI tools. Lyrics Two amoebas walk into a bar Takin’ a break from their petri jar Grab a stool, grab some peanuts They don’t need ID because they’re genus One scotch neat, make it a double Split the check, if it’s no trouble “Here’s to me!” they both toast Don’t watch what’s next if you easily grossed Four amoebas out to get pissed You never seen mitosis like this Don’t judge us because we look like flab Damn you sir just grow our tab We ride single file to hide our numbers Misunderestimate us would be a blunder You start counting, we object That’s not math, that’s disrespect This room was smaller when we walked in Now we eight are drinking gin It is so much fun Sex only takes one After the lovin’ we can only grin Sixteen amoebas out to get pissed You never seen mitosis like this Don’t judge us because we look like flab Damn you sir just grow our tab A tiny mob stumbles out the door Thirty-two checks settle the score Don’t ask us why or what it means Amoebas always just split the scene