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If Dogs Could Talk: Why Do Humans Need Coffee to Function?

Why do humans need coffee just to exist? ☕😂 In this hilarious episode of If Dogs Could Talk, our canine panel dives nose-first into the strange human ritual of drinking “bean water” to reboot their brains. This week’s lineup includes: 🐕‍🦺 The logical thinker — convinced humans were a factory recall 🐩 The dramatic puffball — gasping at every new coffee revelation 🐶 The tiny critic — ready to roast humans AND the beans Together, they investigate: Why humans “malfunction” before coffee The tail-wag theory: caffeine = internal wag engine Weaponised aroma and “burnt dreams” brewing every morning Why humans gather around coffee machines like they’re watering holes The legendary “human zoomies” after caffeine Foam art, self-worth, and overpriced bean water How humans replaced tails with anxiety and espresso Why dogs wake up wagging… and humans wake up buffering By the end, the dogs conclude one universal truth: 👉 Coffee is the human tail. Without it, there is no wag, no joy, and no functioning at all. Laugh, sip, and wag along with the furriest philosophers on the internet! #IfDogsCouldTalk#DogPodcast#CoffeeHumor#DogLogic