📕I Tried to Divorce Her, But She Heard My Thoughts and Made Me Her God. скачать в хорошем качестве

📕I Tried to Divorce Her, But She Heard My Thoughts and Made Me Her God.

I was reborn as a worthless son-in-law, married to a stone-cold billionaire CEO. 💍 My plan was simple: sign the divorce papers, take the massive settlement, and disappear to live the good life. 💰✈️ Freedom was just one signature away... or so I thought. Just as I was celebrating internally, she suddenly HEARD my every thought! 🤯 She heard my secret plan to get rich off crypto. She heard my prediction that her psycho brother would get me killed in three days. In a flash, the divorce was off, her brother was locked up, and I was being dragged into her bedroom. My perfect escape plan was ruined! From that day on, my life turned into a bizarre comedy. 😂 I tried my best to be the most useless bum imaginable, hoping she'd finally get sick of me. ➡️ My lazy inner ramblings about a corporate traitor? She heard them and saved her entire company from ruin. ➡️ My secret plot to use a meme coin as my escape fund? She heard it, invested BILLIONS, and made her family even richer! 📈 ➡️ My slobbish, game-addicted lifestyle? She saw it as the "profound meditation of a hidden master." 🙏 Now, her entire family worships me. They think I'm a strategic genius playing 5D chess, but I'm just desperately trying to run away! 🏃💨 But when a dangerous rival puts her life on the line, my secret knowledge is the only thing that can save her. 💥 For the first time, I have to actually try. And in the process, I might just discover that being her god... isn't so bad after all. ❤️