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Super Mario Land 2 WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

SEE CONTENT NOTE IN VIDEO DESCRIPTION Back in 1992, "Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins" was a huge hit and a slimy little guy named Wario was born. What if... it had lyrics? Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: Get the song from this video wherever digital music is sold/streamed! Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called "Use Your Words," it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info at https://useyourwords.lol Content note: Nowadays, I wish I hadn't written the line about Mario having a "fat ass" or the part comparing the plot of the game to "Mein Kampf." These things felt acceptably edgy back in 2015 but I wouldn't write them today and I sincerely hope no one is offended or feels bad watching those parts. Fire Mario painting by Linus Carlsson http://society6.com/linuscarlsson Special guest appearance by Dave Bulmer    / demontomatodave   -------------------- LYRICS: WARIO: There's our hero, Mario You rescued Daisy, but I'm sorry, bro A few days ago, I broke into your home, and so Now it's Chateau Wario! BRENT: Wario has major balls Mario’s castle is missing a wall Since when did he have a castle at all? But whatever dude, Now he’s on the move Enter Voltron Mario’s shoe Be super-careful or you might get screwed There's a big turtle, he's gonna eat you, Let him chow down and now you're his poo. No raccoon or Tanooki selections, But the bunny ears will give ya wings Pretty soon, you'll exhume a complete collection Based on every type of flying thing! ...right. Now it's Crane Game Time let’s do this! Grab a carrot! Grab a flower! Grab a heart, you can't resist! Keep it goin'... MARIO: OW MY NOSTRIL! SOMEONE HELP ME! OW, WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST? ...that was awful OW MY EYEBALL! MOTHERF***ER! WHY, GOD WHY? WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS? GREAT, I'M BLIND NOW. WONDERFUL! WARIO: Maybe you should have stuck to the plumbing! MARIO: Maybe you should s*** my ****! WARIO: Really? MARIO: Ewww, NO! BRENT: Jason needs a doctor fast That's what you get with a dollar store mask Mario really should move his fat ass Before Wario takes the whole place over Mustached Euro-anglo male Greedy big nose guy is bent on betrayal Wait! Hitler's "Mein Kampf" told the very same tale! Oh snap! Tumblr was right, they hate Jews. Bovine fish, hippo snot, it gets nutty. Grab a flower, now you're Cherokee. Get inhaled by a whale and check out his gut, he really needs a colonoscopy! KEY CHANGE MOFO! Now you've got the coins in hand It's time to go make the ultimate stand Wario's just a small balding elf man So yeah, that's Super Mario Laaaaa (It's the sequel) Aaaaaaa (They're not equal) Aaaaaaa (It's the sequel) Super Mario Land… TWO!