Laplus and Lui’s (fake) mother-daughter relationship shatters like glass скачать в хорошем качестве

Laplus and Lui’s (fake) mother-daughter relationship shatters like glass

hololive's Laplus Darknesss and Takane Lui form a well-oiled glass-breaking machine. Original stream: https://www.youtube.com/live/4Em6BxxHGIo ‪@LaplusDarknesss‬ ‪@TakaneLui‬ It has been three days since Lui bought Laplus a Nerf blaster. Priceless porcelain teacups lie in pieces on the dining room floor. Suction marks from the rubber-tipped Nerf darts dot every window. Lui has taken so many foam missiles to the head that her flinch reflex no longer works. ‘BABA GAKI!’ And just when things couldn’t get any worse, Laplus has apparently figured out the password to the tablet and has watched every John Wick movie back-to-back. Lui’s eye twitches, but she otherwise sits very, very still on the couch. ‘KUSO YAGA! SKKKKKRT!’ WHACK! Laplus catches her horns on the underside of the coffee table as she tries to action slide underneath it like it were a moving semi. That knocks her out cold just long enough for Lui to hide the Nerf blaster in a place Laplus will never find it: the broom closet, under the cleaning supplies. When Laplus comes to, Lui is sitting on the couch, drinking tea from one of the few unshattered teacups. ‘What happened?’ Lui takes a loud sip of her tea before setting the cup down on the saucer. ‘You had an accident.’ ‘And you cleaned it up already? Wow, you don’t mess around.’ ‘Not that kind of accident.’ ‘Where’s my blaster?’ ‘I don’t know.’ Lui takes another measured sip of her tea. ‘Where’s the last place you saw it?’ ‘My hand.’ ‘And where is your hand?’ ‘The end of my arm. Are you stupid?’ Lui smiles, but her face is fragile as ice. ‘I would help you look but, as you can see, I am quite busy.’ Her teacup is empty, but she takes a sip anyway. ‘Fine. I got eyes. I don’t need you to help me look. Enjoy suckin’ air outta that teacup, weirdo.’ ‘I will. Thank you very much.’ Laplus pulls herself from under the coffee table, pushes herself to her feet, and shuffles off. Two seconds later there is a moderate-sized explosion in the kitchen. Lui throws her teacup across the room and leaps to her feet. She rushes to the kitchen. ‘I didn’t do anything.’ Lui looks over Laplus’ head and between her horns. There is an oven-sized hole in the wall where the oven used to be. Outside, insulation, siding, and chunks of wood litter the yard. ‘You know, this wouldn’t have happened if you had just told me where my blaster was.’ Laplus pats Lui on the arm as she walks by. ‘I’ll go get the cleaning supplies so you can start cleaning this mess up.’ Lui says nothing. Her eye twitches. There is the sound of mops and buckets falling over and crashing on the hardwood floor. ‘Hey, Lui! Good news! I found my blaster!’