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The 5 Levels of Unemployment

This isn’t a fall from grace—it’s a spiritual ascension. In this video, we guide you through the 5 sacred levels of unemployment, a transcendental journey where one sheds the burden of productivity and slowly merges with the algorithm. At first, you may resist. You read. You touch grass. You apply to jobs with a LinkedIn smile. But with time—and poverty—you begin to see the light. You stop chasing meaning and start interpreting CapCut edits like scripture. TikTok becomes your temple. Instagram Reels your daily prayer. What the unenlightened call “brain rot,” we call nirvana. You’re not addicted—you’re awakened. You’ve reached a state of perfect stillness, watching hour-long video essays on niche internet drama such as the saga of John Pork vs Tim Cheese while surviving off instant noodles and ego death. This is not satire. This is doctrine. Join us. The 5 Levels of Unemployment. #brainrot #unemployment #memes