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Operation Kilt Series 1 Episode 9

We present our hello, john le messera and ty's done in dad's army operation, kilt featuring john larry, arnold ridley and ian lavender with this week's guests, pearl hackney and jack watson. Here is the news, and this is john snag - reading it as the war progresses. The home guard continues to keep up its efforts in the defense of our homeland At the headquarters of the local platoon at wilmington on sea. Captain mannering is already in his office at the church hall when sergeant wilson. Ah, I see you're already here, sir well done wilson, you know you're wasted in the home guard. You should be in the observer call. Well, that's quite funny, sir. Thank you. I noticed you came in by the side door, not through the main hall. Presumably you remember the booby trap we set out there last night. Yes, yes, do you think it will really prove effective. Of course it will. What do you mean? Well, I don't know it's actually, only a complete idiot will be caught out by it. The team thought you said no one, but a complete idiot could get caught by that booby trap. Yes, sir, yes - and I still do mr mandarin, mr mandarin, sir good evening, Corporal jones - i'm sorry - I forgot about the booby trap yeah, so we heard what you want. Was it really necessary to burst in like that? Well, I want to be the first one to bring you the good news. Oh what's that has hitler surrendered? No, no, it's much better than that meat rations gone up done up from one attempt to two and two: oh, thank you corporal jones. That's that's a great comfort by the way, sir, this uh, this packet came For you at the back. Just left you left. Oh, I think it wasn't wonder what it is. Ah, ah now this is most interesting. A book on pt now listen to this, both of them in future, all home guard units will do 15 minutes pt before parade right. We start tonight and tonight, sir, but who's going to take us. Well, I am, of course, oh all. The instructions are here in the book can't go wrong. No, I suppose not sir right jones get the men ready for pt and don't forget jones tell them to strip off. I do that's it right, come on, get stripped off strapped off what [, __ ] the captain's gon na give you some pt sick, good freaking. Here he got his strip off. It's only his clothes keep him from falling apart a couple germs: why aren't the men ready? Well, i'm ready, sir, but the rest of the men are being a bit backwards about being forward and taking their clothes off. You see something I see right now pay attention. I just had an order from ghq that we had to do 15 minutes pt before every parade. If we're going to beat the harm, we must Be fit in every way clean bodies and clean minds. Isn't that serious? Oh, yes, definitely, sir! Now i've never asked you to do anything that I wouldn't do myself so on the crown strip, we should all strip the waist together right strip. Excuse me, sir, what is it? Do you want me to remove my binder we'll go on my flannel binder? Shall I take it off? Yes, of course well, would you mind holding the safety pin For a minute? Maybe you can hold one end of the material and I don't twist myself out of it. Oh, keep it on that brake will be here all day, pull them in sergeant all right, right, platoon turn fall in right, zoom attention. Thank you sergeant, come in on the command spring. I want you, mr battering, mr mannering. Oh, you know, mrs back we're rather busy at the moment. Yes, i'm sorry to interrupt you, but you see [, Music ]. What's the matter, mrs prank, oh i've just realized you're all half naked. That's right! We're just about to start some pt! Oh! I see well well don't let frank stand around too long right there. Will you, mr mannering, I don't want him to start with His chest again. Don't worry mrs pike he'll soon warm up? Oh really! Maybe can't you see we're busy. Why haven't you still got your shirt on? Yes, come on wilson? What's the matter with you? Well, I don't think it would be very good for discipline. Sir. What are you talking about? Well, she said, i'm afraid i've got uh rather a large hole in my vest. You didn't put that vest on again this morning. Did you arthur? I told you to Leave it out for me to me. Please please, maybe it's not so loud i'll, tell you what arthur take your shirt and your best off together and no one will notice. You know mr mannering arthur's got a lovely physique when he strips all. Does he really on arthur? You've got nothing to be ashamed of with your body. Please please, All right, that's better! Oh, he does look nice. Doesn't he, mr mannering? What is it you actually want? Mrs black, oh yes, I nearly forgot to just a moment. I've got it in my handbag. Oh yeah! It's right honey! It's not there! No wait a minute! Oh it is. I think it must be part of frank's gun which he left behind yeah here. It is good heavens, it's a rifle built. Is it important? Yes, mr spike, It is very important right. Yes, captain america come over here boy.