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🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man is getting a haircut prior to taking a trip... | Funny Daily Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man is getting a haircut prior to taking a trip... | Funny Daily Jokes ⏰ New Videos Daily at 10am PST 👕 Our Store 👉 https://www.shoploljokes.com 👀 Our Channel 👉    / @loljokes   ❤️ Please Subscribe 👉 youtube.com/@loljokes?sub_confirmation=1 👇 THE JOKE 👇 A man is getting a haircut prior to taking a trip to Rome. He mentions the trip to his barber, who responds... "Why would you want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty! You’re crazy to go to Rome!"... "So, how are you getting there?" "We’re flying United," the man replies, "We got a great rate!" "United!" exclaims the barber, "That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late... " "So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We’ll be at the downtown International Marriott," replies the man. "That dump? That’s the worst hotel in Rome. The rooms are small, the service is lousy, and they’re overpriced!"... "What are you going to do when you get there?" "We’re going to go to see the Vatican, and we hope to see the Pope," says the man. "That’s rich," laughs the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him... " "He’ll look the size of an ant!" "Oh boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours; you’re going to need it!" A month later, the man again comes in for his regular haircut and the barber asks him about his trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explains the man... "Not only did we fly in one of United’s newest planes, but it was overbooked so, they bumped us up to first class... " "The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful young stewardess who waited on me hand and foot." "And the hotel! Well, it was great! They’d just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it’s the finest hotel in the city... " "They were overbooked too, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!" "Well," mutters the barber, " I know you didn’t get to see the Pope." "Actually," replies the man, "We were quite lucky... " "For as we toured the Vatican, a guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors... " "And if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me." "Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked in... " "As I knelt down, he spoke to me." "What did he say?" asks the barber. "He said to me... " "Where’d you get that shitty haircut?" #Jokes #Humor #Funny #LOLJokes