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🎵 Silent But Deadly - Funny Country Song About Farting When No One Can Hear It

🕯️ SILENT BUT DEADLY – A Fart-Filled Country Confession You’ll Never Hear Coming From church pews to elevators, first dates to chili regrets, this gut-busting country song uncovers the unspeakable truth we’ve all lived through — and tried to blame on the dog. A true comedy classic of gastrointestinal mischief and small-town shame, “Silent But Deadly” turns a natural disaster into a toe-tappin’ tale of survival, stink, and social fallout. If you’ve ever shuffled away from your own crime scene or blamed a baby for your biological betrayal… this song is your anthem. 💨 LYRICS THAT’LL CLEAR A ROOM: Silent but deadly, like a thief in the night. Nobody heard it, but they know something ain't right. People looking around, trying to figure out who. Silent but deadly — honey, I'm blaming you. 🧻 WHY THIS FUME-FILLED FOLK JAM HITS HARD: ✔ For every soul who’s walked away from a mystery cloud ✔ A comedy country confession in the key of chili regret ✔ Guaranteed to make you laugh and check the ventilation ✔ The first power ballad to take place in a metal elevator 👇 IF YOU’VE EVER: • Blamed the dog and didn’t own a dog • Risked a silent one in a church pew • Watched a date end with nothing but the smell of shame • Released a “ghost” in a public setting and kept your poker face • Used the phrase “whoever smelt it dealt it” in self-defense ✅ DO THIS NOW: 💨 LIKE if you’ve ever committed a silent crime 💬 COMMENT with your funniest “silent but deadly” moment (we won’t judge... much) 📌 SUBSCRIBE for more gas-powered country comedy 📤 SHARE with someone who’s ruined an enclosed space 🔔 HIT THE BELL before your stomach hits back ⚠️ WARNING: May cause uncontrollable laughter and awkward glances in public places #funnycountrysong #funnysong #comedysong