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What's Gonna Happen to Chris by Garfunkel and Oates

LYRICS: If there’s a thousand people in the company One guy’s gotta be the worst guy One guy’s gotta be in thousandth place We’re gonna call that guy, what would that guy be named, Maybe something like Chris Verse 1: Being the least productive guy in the office Used to be enough to keep Chris employed But now this political correctness Is threatening the certainty he once enjoyed Sure, Chris believes in equality And he supports a merit-based system But why can’t things completely change And stay exactly the same for him Oh yeah why can’t the world eliminate it’s deeply ingrained unconscious bias without effecting Chris’ accounting job Before we worry about solving centuries of oppression We can’t forget to ask the most important question Chorus: What’s gonna happen to you Chris Are you going to actually have to try How could they do you this to you Chris Why oh why oh why Sure we all want change But have you thought about this What’s gonna happen to Chris Verse 2: Chris feels like collateral damage And we sympathize with the situation he’s in But Chris is like a kick line in a musical People have been applauding him for literally no reason He’s been sailing on through but contributing nothing The worst guy in the whole company Chris is as good at doing his job As we are at doing harmony If Chris was a flavor he’d be tofu If the world was a mansion he’d be a door hinge If he was in Hamilton he’d be Peggy If he was a Tootsie Pop he’d be orange If Chris was a sport he’d be baseball If this is was marriage he’d be the wife If Chris was a tragedy he’d be thoughts and prayers If this was the apocalypse he’d be a butterknife If this was Sex and the City he’d be a Carrie Yeah I said it Carrie’s boring as shit Everyone who’s anyone is a Miranda And I think deep down we all know it If Chris was an animal he’d be a gerbil If he was technology he’d be a paper calendar If he was a spaceship he’d be Columbia It also exploded but it was no challenger no no no no And still we can ask the most important question Chorus: What’s gonna happen to you Chris Are you going to actually have to try How could they do you this to you Chris Why oh why oh why Sure we all want change But have you thought about this What’s gonna happen to me Bridge: It’s so hard to be a man right now Why is everybody trying to oppress me Why can’t we fix centuries of discrimination without things getting so messy It's so good to be a woman right now We really have it all We’ve got 6 percent of the CEO jobs That’s up 2 percent from the 80’s We make 80 cents on the dollar Sure I make a dollar on the dollar but it’s still seems pretty scary We can finally come forward and name our attackers with mixed reactions What if I didn’t know I was attacking you I’m literally losing everything It’s so hard It’s so easy When the world is like it is Sure we all want change But have you thought about this What’s gonna happen to Chris