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The Shanty of Steel and Scale - Space Shanty

🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, ye space-sailin’ scallywags! This pirate shanty tells the tale of a rum-starved castaway, his crocodile best mate 🐊, and a mysterious robot from the future 🤖. Together they leap through time, battle an evil lizard wizard 🦎✨, and end their journey with the greatest rum party the moon has ever seen 🌙🍻. A wild mix of classic pirate shanty, sci-fi madness, and drunken lunar glory — perfect for fans of fantasy folk, doom shanties, and absurd adventure. Raise yer mug, sing along, and sail beyond time itself! ⚓🔥 Lyrics: [Verse 1] On a lonely isle o’ blistered sand, Sat a pirate thin with a shaking hand, No sail on th’ sea, no keg, no cheer, Just salty tears and a dream o’ beer, Weeks gone by with a parched old throat, Cursin’ the sun and the gods afloat. [Chorus] Yo ho ho, pour the rum for me, From the edge o’ time to the far star sea, If there’s a keg at the journey’s end, I’ll fight hell’s spawn with claw and friend, Yo ho ho, let the future run, Rum in me fist ‘til the deed be done! [Verse 2] Me only mate was a croc so green, Sharp o’ tooth but a heart serene, We shared our days and the moonlit grog (I drank the dream, he ate the frog), When lightning cracked and the sand burned bright, Out stepped steel in the dead o’ night. [Verse 3] A robot tall with eyes o’ flame, Spoke me name like he knew me shame, “Come with me, lad, through time’s black door, I’ll give ye rum — aye, oceans more, But first we slay a lizard fiend, A wizard foul, cruel and green.” [Chorus] Yo ho ho, pour the rum for me, From the edge o’ time to the far star sea, If there’s a keg at the journey’s end, I’ll fight hell’s spawn with claw and friend, Yo ho ho, let the future run, Rum in me fist ‘til the deed be done! [Verse 4] Says I, “I’ll go, but hear me true, Me croc comes too, or we be through,” The robot laughed with a whirrin’ grin, “Bring the beast — we’ll both win,” So gears did spin and the world did tear, And we fell through years like drunken air. [Bridge] Steel and scale and cutlass bright, We fought through stars and neon night, The lizard king with his venom spell, Fell screamin’ back to his molten hell, With croc-boy snappin’ and robot’s gun, We broke his throne ‘fore the dawn begun. [Verse 5] Now we sail no sea, but the lunar tide, On the moon we feast, aye, drunk and wide, Endless rum in a silver hall, No dawn, no debt, no captain’s call, I raise me cup to the stars above, To time, to friends, to rum, to love. [Chorus] Yo ho ho, pour the rum for me, From the edge o’ time to the far star sea, If there’s a keg at the journey’s end, I’ll fight hell’s spawn with claw and friend, Yo ho ho, the tale be done, Moonlight, madness — and endless rum!