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We Do The Show On 15 Shots Of Espresso!!!!!! Klein. Ally. Show. | Thursday, March 12 2026

On today's show: Generation Wars, Annoying Neighbor Side Hustles, Johnny Tries More Comedy, & more! It's official. We've got a problem. A listener bought us an espresso machine and another one brought us a ton of Philz coffee. All we needed was a bean grinder and we were in business. We are all now wired on coffee for 90% of the show and it's going off the rails quick. Johnny had a visible hand tremor while sharing some of the joke's he's workshopping for Jake's comedy show, which made for a spot on Michael J Fox impression. Plus, Jake went back to Krispy Kreme to get a free 311 day donut, Klein accuses Ally of doing something gross at a Prop Store event at a fancy hotel. Plus: We get you on the standby list to see Sombr at Reading Festival in the UK for stop #9 of KROQ's Mile High Club John Mulaney at The Hollywood Bowl Tickets to an advanced screening of Project Hail Mary 0:00:00 Start of Show 0:04:10 The Wedding RSVP Invoice - A couple sent a $240 invoice to wedding no-shows 0:10:48 Ally Knows the News 0:12:00 Oscar Gift Bags - The Oscars gift bags for nominees are valued at an incredible $346,000. 0:12:22 Hidden Valley Ranch Hustle - Become an "ambassador" to travel Europe and dip fancy foods into their ranch dressing. 0:12:55 Tom Brady Rumors - Rumors claim that Tom Brady is dating Scooter Braun's ex-wife. 0:13:11 California Drone Threat - California could potentially face drone attacks. 0:13:31 NASCAR Grand Marshal - Korn frontman Jonathan Davis is the Grand Marshal for an upcoming NASCAR event. 0:19:01 Hollywood Prop Auction & Fruit Drama - Ally used her bare hands to pick grapes off a fruit platter at a fancy Hollywood prop auction. 0:30:00 A.D.D. News 0:30:04 Oscar Swag Bags - Conan O'Brien preps to host the Oscars, where nominees will receive lavish $346,000 gift bags. 0:32:34 Nikki Glaser Hosts Golden Globes - Nikki Glaser is hosting the Golden Globes again. 0:33:19 Noma Chef Steps Down - Chef René Redzepi steps down from his renowned restaurant after admitting to emotionally and physically abusing staff. 0:34:57 LAPD Officer Steals Cash - An officer is caught on video allegedly stealing $700 from a Tesla during a call. 0:47:21 Generation Wars 1:00:49 Jake's Krispy Kreme Scam - Jake scams Krispy Kreme for another free donut, this time claiming it's for "311 Day." 1:04:06 Ye Sued By Handyman - Kanye West falls asleep in court while being sued for $1.7 million by a handyman injured at his Malibu mansion. 1:05:53 Rattlesnake Mountain Bike Death - A 25-year-old mountain biker dies after being bitten by a rattlesnake in Irvine. 1:08:11 Counterfeit Beauty Products - Scammers are selling fake beauty products on sites like Shein & eBay. 1:11:53 KROQ Mile High Club Giveaway 1:16:54 Annoying Neighbor Side Hustles - Ally complains about her neighbor hosting loud, terrifying backyard baby swim lessons all day long. 1:23:53 OnlyFans Neighbor - A listener shares a wall with an 18-year-old neighbor who films OnlyFans content. 1:26:19 Skinning Skunks Neighbors - A horrific story about a neighbor who skinned skunks on their apartment balcony. 1:28:08 Cat Hoarding Neighbor - A neighbor who feeds dozens of stray cats, causing a massive flea & odor problem. 1:28:54 Dog Rescue Neighbor - A neighbor runs a loud dog rescue with up to 12 barking dogs in the yard. 1:30:32 Johnny's Stand-Up Material - Johnny tests out his edgy and highly questionable stand-up jokes. 1:38:00 A.D.D. News 1:39:58 California Drone Threat Update - The FBI issues a vague warning that Iran has "aspired" to launch drone attacks on California. 1:42:17 Disneyland Swatting Hoax - Fake reports of a mass shooting at Disneyland, which turns out to be a "swatting" hoax. 1:43:19 Taco Bell's New Menu Items - Taco Bell reveals 15 new menu items at their Live Más Festival, including a Mexican pizza empanada. 1:44:36 Waymo Car Gets Stuck - A Waymo gets stuck in oncoming traffic while peacefully blasting classical music. 1:47:11 The "Loser" Trunk Shirt - Klein spills a smoothie on himself before a parent-teacher meeting wearing an emergency "trunk shirt" that says "Loser". 1:53:47 Heat & Anger Study - A new study claiming that people don't actually get meaner when the temperature rises to 93 degrees. 1:58:17 Johnny Doesn't Know: Plethora 2:03:18 Takeaways Klein. Ally. Show. airs weekday mornings on the World Famous KROQ 106.7 FM in Los Angeles, CA. Subscribe to our channel HERE:    / kroq​   Like KLEIN ALLY SHOW on Facebook HERE:   / ​   Follow KLEIN ALLY SHOW on Twitter HERE:   / kleinallyshow​   Follow KLEIN ALLY SHOW on Instagram HERE:   / ​   Like KROQ on Facebook HERE:   / ​   Follow KROQ on Twitter HERE:   / kroq​   Follow KROQ on Instagram HERE:   / ​   Download the Audacy App today! ➡️ https://go.audacy.com/download-apple​ https://go.audacy.com/download-android