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Escape From Steam - Escape From Tarkov Parody Song

They said it’s coming to Steam, the hype was loud and clear But veterans are grumbling, saying “we’ve been here for years” If you want that integration, gotta pay another fee Feels like déjà vu, same old Tarkov comedy Steam won’t save ya, still stuck in the BSG grind Launcher’s in the middle, you can’t leave it behind Screenshot sharing, a friend list or two, that’s all you’ll really gain Steam won’t save ya — Tarkov’s still the same The Reddit lit like wildfire, salt across the floor “Why reward the new guys more, and slam the loyal core?” It’s just a different storefront, no magic hidden door Still stuck loading loot screens, staring at the spinning door Steam won’t save ya, still stuck in the BSG grind Launcher’s in the middle, you can’t leave it behind Screenshot sharing, a friend list or two, that’s all you’ll really gain Steam won’t save ya - Tarkov’s still the same Oh Nikita, we’ve been with you from day one We bought the packs, we bore the bugs, we watched the beta run Now Steam is here, the crowd is split in two Some chasing shiny features, others saying “nothing new” Steam won’t save ya, still stuck in the BSG grind Launcher’s in the middle, you can’t leave it behind Screenshot sharing, a friend-list or two, that’s all you’ll really gain Steam won’t save ya - Tarkov’s still the same