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The Softcore Serenade - Escape From Tarkov Parody Song

They said "Softcore is coming," and the vets began to pray, "It's better for the casuals!" they're preaching every day. The flea's gone pure insanity, the market's out of hand, Cases in the marked room - they forgot the "grab" command! The game's gone soft around the edges, nothing left to lose, Hardcore's crying in the corner, sipping copium juice. Inertia's still a mystery, it floats the same old way, But now I'm hauling ten thicc cases like it's just another day. The milsim crowd's in mourning, they've lost their sacred grind, "Without my crippling weight debuff, I can't feel alive inside!" Now we're sprinting with our loot, no MULE, no pain, no gore, Chads are speedrunning extracts, like patch eleven point four! The game's gone soft around the edges, nothing left to lose, Hardcore's crying in the corner, sipping copium juice. The vets said "this ain't Tarkov!" but still they queued for more, Guess suffering's tradition, that's what we came here for. The roadmap's just a concept now, Nikita's gone to bed, We're testing Softcore balance on the live servers instead. The patch was "not intended," the suggestions "just a meme," But it's still the best event since the zombie quarantine. So here's to every PMC still swearing through the pain, We'll cope through every patch note, then do it all again. Softcore's not the end - just comedy galore, 'Cause we'll all be back in 1.0 when they "fix" it once more! The game's gone soft around the edges, nothing left to lose, Hardcore's crying in the corner, sipping copium juice. Inertia's still a mystery, it floats the same old way, But now I'm hauling ten thicc cases like it's just another day.