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The George HraBand LIVE: The Misconception Song

The George HraBand LIVE: The Misconception Song Performed live at Artsquest's Palette & Pour July 25th, 2025 Filmed by Michael Karman Featuring The George HraBand Kiera Wilhelm • vocals & percussion CJ Steinway • keyboards Vinnie Puccio • bass Eric Kenlin • drums & vocals George Hrab • guitar & vocals The Misconception Song words and music by George Hrab original video here:    • The Misconception Song by George Hrab   GeorgeHrab.com THE MISCONCEPTION SONG You don’t know what you think you know What you think you know is often wrong You don’t know what you think you know But you could know what is in this song You don’t seal in juices by searing meat, You don’t get headaches from too much MSG There’s a fifty day shelf life for each Twinkie, Though you probably thought they’d last an eternity The historical buddha was not a fat guy, Sharks can get cancer before they die And though some textbooks say it’s true, The blood in your veins is at no point blue CHORUS Let them eat cake was never said by Mar. Antoinette Marco Polo did not bring home “spaghett!” Just because dogs pant doesn’t mean they don’t sweat The pads on their paws get a teeny-tiny bit wet Bats are not blind they have limited sight, Did you know Napoleon was of average height? The Chevy Nova was a hit and did sell, in Mexico and Venezuela as well CHORUS Edison did not invent the incandescent light Ford did not invent the car Or build the first assembly line sight And how about James Watt- Aid he invent the steam engine? Not. And though I know that you say that you swear you’ve seen it- George Washington Carver did not invent the peanut CHORUS Sugar does not cause hyperactivity, Glass does not flow super slowly Rust does not cause tetanus you see If you wanna wake a sleep walker, hey feel free Hair doesn’t grow thick after it’s shaved off, Cough medicine rarely ever helps a cough- Folks go on and on, about the Parthenon, But the Golden Ratio was never ever drawn CHORUS Albert Einstein never failed a single math test A cop doesn’t have to say she’s a cop if she’s pressed Milk doesn’t cause phlegm to come up out of your chest Lemmings don’t kill themselves who’d a guessed It’s OK to crack your knuckles no damage will be done, You can taste ev’ry taste ev’rywhere on your tongue Let me say one thing no one can rebuke A vomitorium’s an exit and not a place to puke CHORUS Marconi did not invent the radio Did Thomas Crapper invent the flush toilet? No, no, no. But using their brains and persistence They improved stuff already in existence, And yet- for some reason this myth remains that Human beings only use 10% of their brains Humans use 100% of their brains, Humans use 100% of their brains, Stop saying humans only use 10% of their brains, ‘cause humans use seriously- if you take away one thing from this silly song it’s that: humans use 100% of their brains- (KEY CHANGE...) You don’t know what you think you know But now you know what you think could be wrong Now you know what you think could be wrong ‘Cause you listened to all of the words in this song -And now we’re all slightly less wrong.