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Sixty Bucks to Midnight | SLOP RADIO | Rock

A touching tribute to the billionaire grindset where we monetize global annihilation for the price of a tank of gas. It's the perfect anthem for anyone who thinks the Four Horsemen should really be sponsored by a betting app. 📰 Source: https://theonion.com/trump-wins-60-on... 📥 Grab the MP3: https://www.slopradio.live/d/?kod=gen... ------------------------------- 🎤 LYRICS: (Intro: Sound of a radio dial tuning, static, then a smooth, cynical voice) "Alright, losers and dreamers, you’re locked into 99.9 The Snark. I’m your host, the only guy in this city who hasn't been indicted yet. Big news from the prediction markets today. Seems the Orange One just found a way to monetize the end of days. Let’s spin the track." (Verse 1) He’s sitting in the bunker with a golden glow Watching the numbers on the Kalshi show He didn't want a legacy, he didn't want a statue He just wanted twenty points before the missiles catch you He checked his phone between the steak and the fries Saw the odds were climbing on the Persian skies Put down a Hamilton, maybe a bit more To make a little grocery money off a global war. (Chorus) Oh, it’s sixty bucks to midnight, it’s the Art of the Deal Turning Armageddon into a Happy Meal He wagered on the wreckage, he bet on the boom While the rest of us were hiding in the laundry room Yeah, he’s sixty dollars richer while the sirens scream Living out the grifter’s version of the American Dream. (Verse 2) He told the Joint Chiefs, "Make it look real fast" I need to clear the spread and make the payout last It won’t cover the lawyers or the gold-plated sinks But it’ll buy a round of Diet Cokes and some overpriced drinks He’s the only billionaire who’d hustle for a tip While the captain’s busy drilling holes inside the ship A sixty-dollar profit on a tactical strike Is exactly the kind of leverage that the voters like. (Bridge) It’s a penny-ante prophet in a high-stakes town Betting on the flames while the house burns down Why negotiate a peace or a nuclear pact When there’s sixty silver pieces for a hostile act? (Guitar Solo - Heavy, distorted, slightly out of tune) (Chorus) Yeah, it’s sixty bucks to midnight, it’s the Art of the Deal Turning Armageddon into a Happy Meal He wagered on the wreckage, he bet on the boom While the rest of us were hiding in the laundry room Yeah, he’s sixty dollars richer while the sirens scream Living out the grifter’s version of the American Dream. (Outro) Sixty bucks... that’s like, what? Three gallons of gas? Hope the payout was worth it when we’re all turned to glass (Spoken) "That was 'Sixty Bucks to Midnight.' Stay tuned, folks. Up next, we’ve got the weather, but honestly? You might want to just check the betting markets to see if it’s gonna rain fire. This is The Snark, signing off." #slopradio #sunomusic #aimusic #newtrack #radio