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Pardon Our Progress (And Our Name) | SLOP RADIO | Rock

Imagine the best song you've ever heard, then imagine having to tell your mom the band is named after a gastrointestinal disaster. It’s a sonic masterpiece wrapped in a branding choice that would make a PR firm jump off a bridge. 📰 Source: https://thehardtimes.net/music/diarrh... 📥 Grab the MP3: https://www.slopradio.live/d/?kod=gen... ------------------------------- 🎤 LYRICS: [Spoken Intro: DJ Snarky Rick] "Alright, listen up you grease monkeys and cubicle dwellers, this is 106.9 The Bone. I’m Rick 'The Ripper' Rivers. Look, I’ve got a real moral dilemma spinning on the deck. These guys from Nashville have a name that makes your middle school nephew look like a Rhodes Scholar, but God help me, they shred harder than a tax auditor at a shredding convention. Grab some Pepto and a beer, here’s an apology we never knew we needed." [Verse 1] We huddled in a basement, just a bunch of sweaty kids Doing exactly what our mothers strictly forbid We needed a moniker, something truly tragic Never guessed the four-guitar attack would turn to magic We picked the foulest phrase that we could possibly conceive Now you’re humming along with a 'How can I believe?' It’s a branding disaster, a PR nightmare zone But these stadium-sized choruses are coming through your phone. [Chorus] Oh, we’re sorry for the riffs, we’re sorry for the hooks We know we don’t look right in your little black books You want to tell your friends, but you’re choked up with shame 'Cause the music is a ten, but a zero is the name Yeah, we apologize for being actually quite great While our business cards are something that the polite people hate. [Verse 2] Your girlfriend’s in the car, she’s vibing to the beat She asks 'Who is this banger?' and I’m staring at my feet I gotta say the words and watch her face go pale Like I’m describing something nasty that arrived in the mail We’re the Nashville anomaly, the kings of the crunch With a name that’ll make you lose your Sunday brunch We put the 'pop' in 'purgatory,' the 'rock' in 'regret' The best sounding mistake that you haven't finished yet. [Bridge] We could’ve been 'The Lions' or 'The Velvet Midnight Crew' But we stayed 'Diarrhea Planet' just to mess with you Four guitars are screaming, the melody is tight We’re the reason that you’re losing sleep on a Tuesday night It’s a sonic goldmine in a dumpster fire's clothes And we’re hitting every high note right under your nose. [Guitar Solo - Epic, harmonize, fast-paced] [Chorus] Oh, we’re sorry for the riffs, we’re sorry for the hooks We know we don’t look right in your little black books You want to tell your friends, but you’re choked up with shame 'Cause the music is a ten, but a zero is the name Yeah, we apologize for being actually quite great While our business cards are something that the polite people hate. [Outro] So buy the t-shirt, hide the logo, wear it inside out That’s what being a fan of the Planet is about We’re sorry for the talent, we’re sorry for the vibe Join the most disgusting-sounding, beautiful-sounding tribe. [Spoken Outro: DJ Snarky Rick] "Unbelievable. My ears are in heaven and my dignity is in the sewer. That was Diarrhea Planet with their hit 'Pardon Our Progress.' Up next, we’ve got a commercial for a local lawn service, which frankly, sounds like a much better career choice. Don't go anywhere." #slopradio #sunomusic #aimusic #newtrack #radio